Zathras Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 My ass got retconned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Darth Krawlie said: So these questions came up because I forced my kids to watch ANH. I don't know if I'll be able to get them to sit through anymore but I might just watch ESB and ROTJ the next few days regardless. Anyway post more dumb questions. They aren't down with it? My kiddos always liked the OT more than the PT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Dbl post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Zerimar Nyliram said: IN STARWAR PART 4 A NEW HOOP STORMTROOPERSAY CLOSE BAST DOORS BUT THEN SAYS OPEN BAST DOOR OPEN BAST DOOR!!!! LOL WHY HE DO THAT My finest moment on nightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted October 18, 2020 Author Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Jedigoat said: They aren't down with it? My kiddos always liked the OT more than the PT. I have a hard time getting my kids to like most of anything I show them. There are exceptions of course, my daughter loves all three Back to the Futures and my son enjoyed both Willow and the Goonies, but most things just haven't worked. I think my son will get into Star Wars when he's older though. He did an okay job watching it and likes the characters and designs, so once he calms down a little bit, he'll probably enjoy it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 If there's a trilogy besides the OT for your daughter to be a fan of, Back to the Future sure is a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Tank said: My finest moment on nightly. Indeed. It's funny how misremembered the content became, though. Everyone kept saying "BASTDOOR" as one word and "WHY HE DO DAT," when what you originally said was "BAST DOOR" and "WHY HE DO THAT." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Well, it's only fitting that his post would be bastdoordized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 16 hours ago, Jacen123 said: Well, it's only fitting that his post would be bastdoordized. Excellent work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted October 22, 2020 Author Share Posted October 22, 2020 Oh hey here’s another one from ANH. What happened to the bodies of the Stormtroopers Luke and Han stole the armor from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Chewie had a mighty fine meal on Yavin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Chewie taking the bait on Endor and getting trapped in the net. Even dumber that Han didn't figure out something so obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted October 25, 2020 Author Share Posted October 25, 2020 So Vader chucks some shit at Luke during their duel, blows out a window that pressurizes and sucks Luke out. You see Vader holding on as this happens, and then, as soon as Luke flies out, the vacuum stops and Vader walks fine. Wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 The Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted October 25, 2020 Author Share Posted October 25, 2020 What exactly is Luke’s plan to rescue Han? Suppose Leia succeeded in defrosting him and getting him out. They just fucking gave Chewie and the droids to Jabba. Was Lando supposed to get all of them out then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 And if the plan was what happened, was he just okay with Leia getting molested by a giant slug? I mean The Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted October 25, 2020 Author Share Posted October 25, 2020 I’m guessing Luke only showed up cuz Leia got caught. I think he was fully prepared to trade the droids, Chewie, and Lando to rescue Han. He was gonna leave them all there, with only the big three escaping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted October 25, 2020 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Maybe if Leia's attempt succeeded, Lando was going to help Chewie and the droids escape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 On 10/22/2020 at 4:10 PM, Darth Krawlie said: Oh hey here’s another one from ANH. What happened to the bodies of the Stormtroopers Luke and Han stole the armor from? From Wookieepedia:After the battle of Detention Block AA-23, a security team was dispatched to the hangar housing the Millennium Falcon where TK-421 and his comrades were found unconscious aboard the Freighter. He, along with TK-422 and the two crewmen were taken to the infirmary and perished in the Death Star's destruction during the battle of Yavin 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 Also, fun fact about the rescue mission to Jabba's palace: Mara Jade was undercover as a dancer named Arica. Jabba did not permit her to go on the sale barge, but had he done so, as a Force vision in Heir to the Empire reveals, she would have Force-pulled Luke's lightsaber when Artoo launched it into the air, sealing the fates of Luke, Han, Leia, Chewie, Lando, Threepio, and Artoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 THAT IS NEITHER FACT OR FUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 We can argue about the ST and Disney as a whole but I think we can all be thankful they shit canned all that nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 40 minutes ago, Tank said: THAT IS NEITHER FACT OR FUN You better copyright that, because that is an awesome response! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Jawa Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 On 10/25/2020 at 2:58 PM, Darth Krawlie said: So Vader chucks some shit at Luke during their duel, blows out a window that pressurizes and sucks Luke out. You see Vader holding on as this happens, and then, as soon as Luke flies out, the vacuum stops and Vader walks fine. Wtf. After the window broke, sensors triggered the closing of emergency doors to seal the area and stabilize the pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Jawa Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 7 hours ago, Official Fozzie Fan Club said: You better copyright that, because that is an awesome response! While I generally despise "whom" users, ignoring the correct usage of "nor" really bugs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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