Darth Krawlie Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Take one down, pass it around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 We still have 72 bottles of wine in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 okay, Destiny wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I have been puking for 2 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 I need to throw one hell of a dinner party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Don't invite Fozzie while he's puking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I got a chromebook!Does this mean you'll be here more now??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I'll be right over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Save it, I know you're on a beach in Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I got a chromebook!Does this mean you'll be here more now??? That's the plan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Woo hoo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 I really want to move back to Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I have a dog laying on the carpet in my living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I really want to move back to Florida.This statement immediately made me think of this song.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 OMG! the internet plus non-Fox-News television. It's good to be home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Oh guys I stopped puking after a couple days. Turns out I wasn't pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I have now failed a SECOND semen analysis. I STILL have motile, viable, impregnable sperm. I have the most powerful balls in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Then why isn't Fozzie pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 i genuinely loled at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Then why isn't Fozzie pregnant?We're trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 What a complete shitfest of a "vacation" weekend. Kids suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hwa_rang Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 What a complete ****fest of a "vacation" weekend. Kids suck.Yup. Sick again. Thanks kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 you guys i bought a squatty potty and it comes in the mail tomorrow. never been so excited to poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 you guys i bought a squatty potty and it comes in the mail tomorrow. never been so excited to poop.After seeing the Squatty Potty commercial, I started flipping a laundry basket over. It does the same thing, and I already have a plethora of laundry baskets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 BUT does a laundry basket make you a magical unicorn? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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