Iceheart Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 I don't need anything to make me something that I already am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 you guys i bought a squatty potty and it comes in the mail tomorrow. never been so excited to poop.OMG-Neecie was raving about this on the Girl Trip. You must review for me your increased ease of pinching a loaf so I can pass it on. But if somebody could explain the rainbows and unicorns in the spot, I'd be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Wtf is a squatty potty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 It gives Superman ice cream a whole new dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 W T F rite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted March 15, 2016 Author Share Posted March 15, 2016 I got a new bowling ball. Pick it up tonight. First new one in 20 years. I'm excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Guys, I went to Planned Parenthood today and nobody pressured me into a federally funded abortion. Nor did anybody offer to buy or sell any baby parts. I'm disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hwa_rang Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Guys, I went to Planned Parenthood today and nobody pressured me into a federally funded abortion. Nor did anybody offer to buy or sell any baby parts. I'm disappointed.What? What the fuck are they doing there? My mom bought a squatty potty. I haven't seen it around her place recently. Also, I don't want to poop faster. I need that 130 seconds of daily solitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 So it's a stool (pun intended, jacen), that's it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I did get free condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 So it's a stool (pun intended, jacen), that's it?We'll have to ask our expert on such matters, Darth Bane.I did get free condoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 The sound mascara-ed eyelashes make when they brush against glasses lenses is like a bunch of tiny fingernails on a tiny blackboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hwa_rang Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I did get free condomsThose cheapos. Trying to give away cheap condoms instead of spending money on abortions. I guess they have to cut costs since they were caught selling baby parts. Â Still sick. When is nap time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 so far the squatty potty has been pretty great. I've never had any real issues with the poops but I've noticed that with this thing I feel like I've gotten everything out each poop, rather than having the occasional "am I done shitting? I guess I am?" feeling I've had in the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Jade Skywalker Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Alzheimer's disease ****ing sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 According to the electric company my online bill pay was rejected by the Bank. They waited two weeks to mail a letter informing me of this and it came today. I have to pay my bill by March 21 or I may get disconnected. WTF? I mean I've lived here for almost six years and never been late or missed a payment. The bank said no request was ever made but now they say that I should use the ACH routing number and not the ABA routing number printed on the bottom of a check. Never been an issue before but I don't know who to be pissed at more. The electric company for some of the worst customer service ever because their hours of operation are Monday through Friday 7:30 AM to 8 PM and NOT EVER on weekends or the bank for making a random change to their stupid routing number without informing me? I mean how is my irs refund going to process? How do they manage to make sure I get my direct deposit based on a check every month? Then it goes back to the electric company thinking about how they want a cash payment or money order now to pay the stupid bill? GAWD. I'm drinking now. Also Mara, I'm sorry. Alzheimer's is the worst but I think Parkinson's can be bad too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hwa_rang Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Banks sucks, and Alzheimer's can go to hell. Who ordered the first day of spring snow? That's crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I just nearly told my coworker that I was going around the office delivering BJ's. I'd put that into context, but... I think it's better without. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDog Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Yes. Yes it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I think we can all assume the context. Somebody wants to be popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKH2tqoFJ8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 UGH it's so hot in here today and I DO want to take off all my clothes, Nelly, but I'm wearing a sweater over a highly inappropriate cocktail dress and can't MY LIFE IS A VEIL OF TEARS AND SWEAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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