Hobbes Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 In line with my high nostalgia for the internet of yore, I decided to make a thread is a throwback to the original purpose of the internet...ranking dumb shit and arguing. I love ranking stupid shit. If I get bored or need to calm down, ranking dumb shit is my default go to. For the last month the default conversation in my head has been ranking the months of the year. Here is what I got: Basically I love the cold, holiday shit, football, skiing, long nights/stargazing, playing soccer. I hate the heat and July because it's my birthday month and all I can think about is how I am year closer to death and my existential dread is off the charts. I want to see your rankings of stupid shit (fast food restaurants, Disney characters, movie franchises, Nightly members that no longer post, dead 90s store chains, movies Seth has been involved with, seasonal clothes) and I will tell you why you are wrong and post the correct tiers I used this site and this specific template if you want to use them to make your own...if you do, please post the link to the template you used so we can post our own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 I tried ranking all the people I've slept with but it crashed the website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 January and August are shit tier months. There are five other months with 31 days and yet these two feel like a year on their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted January 17 Author Share Posted January 17 41 minutes ago, Darth Krawlie said: January and August are shit tier months. There are five other months with 31 days and yet these two feel like a year on their own. I only put August in C tier because you can see the end at the light of the tunnel in the hell is summer. Plus, although I do kinda work in the summer, I get super bored without staff and kids. I would love to flip the lengths of winter break and summer break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 I'm going to rank all your moms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Can I rank stupid TikTok crazes? What is this water bottle shit that middle school girls are obsessed with? First it was Hydroflask, then Yeti, and now Stanley. It's a freaking WATER BOTTLE. I have no idea how your cup makes you cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 I was so confused when I heard people going crazy for Stanley cups and hockey not being mentioned anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 14 hours ago, Destiny Skywalker said: Can I rank stupid TikTok crazes? What is this water bottle shit that middle school girls are obsessed with? First it was Hydroflask, then Yeti, and now Stanley. It's a freaking WATER BOTTLE. I have no idea how your cup makes you cool. Consumerism reinforced through predatory social media platforms. Working like a charm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 waffles>belguim waffles>french toast>crepes>pancakes water>pepsi>coke>unsweetened iced tea>strawberry soda>coffee>go without a drink in a restaurant bill millers>los balitos>beijing express>hungry howies>subway>burger boy>whatever I packed for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 14 hours ago, Destiny Skywalker said: Can I rank stupid TikTok crazes? What is this water bottle shit that middle school girls are obsessed with? First it was Hydroflask, then Yeti, and now Stanley. It's a freaking WATER BOTTLE. I have no idea how your cup makes you cool. Such a Mom. My mom would have said that KMart cup is just fine. Shut up and drink your water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 18 hours ago, Tank said: I'm going to rank all your moms. You literally just said you couldn't rank all the women you slept with, 15 hours ago, Destiny Skywalker said: Can I rank stupid TikTok crazes? What is this water bottle shit that middle school girls are obsessed with? First it was Hydroflask, then Yeti, and now Stanley. It's a freaking WATER BOTTLE. I have no idea how your cup makes you cool. At a staff meeting the other day I noticed like every young female teacher had some insane Stanley bottle. I immediately had to stop the meeting and talk about a Consumer Reports article that said that Ozark Trail (Wal-Mart brand) did just a good of a job as Yeti/ Stanley or whatever if you are just trying to keep something hot or cold for a day. 1 hour ago, Ms. Spam said: waffles>belguim waffles>french toast>crepes>pancakes water>pepsi>coke>unsweetened iced tea>strawberry soda>coffee>go without a drink in a restaurant bill millers>los balitos>beijing express>hungry howies>subway>burger boy>whatever I packed for lunch any of those breakfast foods are a toss up! I only like old school french toast with normal sliced bread. I hate the fancy french toast that is super thick. I only get water or iced tea in a restaurant if I am not drinking Don't know what half those restaurants are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbleh Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 This might cause some senseless arguments, or would have done in the past Ghostbusters 1984 Ghostbusters 2016 Ghostbusters II Ghostbusters: Afterlife Based on how likely they are to distract me from whatever I am doing if they appear on free-to-air TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 17 minutes ago, captainbleh said: This might cause some senseless arguments, or would have done in the past Ghostbusters 1984 Ghostbusters 2016 Ghostbusters II Ghostbusters: Afterlife Based on how likely they are to distract me from whatever I am doing if they appear on free-to-air TV You are out of your god damn mind. OG<Afterlife< HUUUUUUUUGGEEEE DROP OFF 2016<2 I LOVED Afterlife and bawled like a baby at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbleh Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 29 minutes ago, Hobbes said: bawled like a baby at the end this is why it wasn't for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 How dare you criticize Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted January 18 Author Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: How dare you criticize Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him! Dana job flipping between two completely different professions that each takes a lifetime to master and in both she is a dream job in at both (NYC symphony and NYC art museum ) like she was a cashier switching between a cashier at the grocery store now stocking shelves at Wal-Mart as a plot device. Ohhh...that's a trope I hate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 YOU'RE a trope I hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted January 19 Author Share Posted January 19 7 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: YOU'RE a trope I hate #metoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 On 1/17/2024 at 12:25 PM, Hobbes said: In line with my high nostalgia for the internet of yore, I decided to make a thread is a throwback to the original purpose of the internet...ranking dumb shit and arguing. I love ranking stupid shit. If I get bored or need to calm down, ranking dumb shit is my default go to. For the last month the default conversation in my head has been ranking the months of the year. Here is what I got: I hate this stupid template because the colors are backwards. Like why is red at the top at the good thing? Red is bad. Green is good. Red stop, don't, danger. Green go. Stupid tier ranking template. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 On 1/22/2024 at 3:15 AM, Cerina said: I hate this stupid template because the colors are backwards. Like why is red at the top at the good thing? Red is bad. Green is good. Red stop, don't, danger. Green go. Stupid tier ranking template. That template comes from gaming, and it's usually used to measue the power of a class build in RPGs. The colours are for effectiveness, the more powerful the more hot the colour, and everything in the red is the best cause it smokes everything else. I mean, it also places S tier above A tier cause S is for Sigma, bro. Colour is the least annoying thing about these ranking boards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 “Toxic fan bases?” ”alright, let’s see if it’s up there” ding ding ding “It’s our number 1 answer!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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