Jedigoat 339 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 They boned, pre ESB. Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,421 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 20 minutes ago, Jedigoat said: They boned, pre ESB. Or she really wanted to bone him but it was too demeaning for her. When I was younger, there was a girl who absolutely hated me and it turned out that she actually had a huge crush on me but I was dating her friend. But my friend asked me if I had ****ed her and never called after, because of the way she acted. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 3 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 5 hours ago, The Choc said: I've brought this up probably 10 times when people bring up science type errors in the PT or ST. Nothing in the saga is as ridiculous as the whole thing with the space monster for all the reasons said here already and more. Like what does that thing eat? What does it breathe? How does it reproduce? I could probably answer all of those questions for you after a quick search, but I know how well you'd receive it. What I will say is, if memory serves me, Neil Degrasse Tyson believes that creatures evolving in the vacuum of space with drastically different physiologies from anything on Earth is theoretically possible. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 9 hours ago, Fozzie said: Or she really wanted to bone him but it was too demeaning for her. When I was younger, there was a girl who absolutely hated me and it turned out that she actually had a huge crush on me but I was dating her friend. But my friend asked me if I had ****ed her and never called after, because of the way she acted. Ah. Yes, but were you both on an ice planet, in an ice fort for several months to a year or more? Nothing else to do but smash! I wonder what the temperature of their sleeping quarters were allowed to be. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,709 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Well, I do recall Threepio mentioning that her chambers were melting, soooooo.... Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 463 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 So, is there a wookiepedia entry for Star Wars condoms, yet? Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,709 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 There is a stub article there for birth control. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,709 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 No. There is another. Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,421 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 4 hours ago, Jedigoat said: Ah. Yes, but were you both on an ice planet, in an ice fort for several months to a year or more? Nothing else to do but smash! I wonder what the temperature of their sleeping quarters were allowed to be. No ice, but my hometown had less to do than Hoth. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 24 minutes ago, Jacen123 said: There is a stub article there for birth control. star wars unequivocally has the worst fandom Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 463 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 But, people have to know about Star Wars birth control! Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 9 minutes ago, Darth Krawlie said: star wars unequivocally has the worst fandom Going to conventions is all fun and games till one of them tries to talk to you. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 You misunderstand. I'm mad because it's a stub. I need full detail. If they were REAL fans, the article would be longer than wikipedia's entry by now. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 1 minute ago, Jedigoat said: Going to conventions is all fun and games till one of them tries to talk to you. This is the truth. The best AND worst part of conventions are the people. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 12 minutes ago, Fozzie said: No ice, but my hometown had less to do than Hoth. I'm picturing Han doing the ski jump like in the Family Guy Juicy Fruit commercial. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 3 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Some of you sure do like to bitch about nothing. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 we're just taking the piss out of it, man. no one's actually mad, I promise. we don't care that much. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 No no no! We are having a super serious discussion about SW birth control. Is there an entry about 'pull and pray'? Seems more like Solo's style. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 how many space STIs do you think Lando has and never told the ladies? Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 12 minutes ago, Darth Krawlie said: how many space STIs do you think Lando has and never told the ladies? I remember reading the Lando trilogy, and not one chapter was dedicated to his birth control habits. No doctor office visits. I mean, wtf, man. Is this even SW, I asked? Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,421 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 25 minutes ago, Jedigoat said: I remember reading the Lando trilogy, and not one chapter was dedicated to his birth control habits. No doctor office visits. I mean, wtf, man. Is this even SW, I asked? You need to read the anniversary editions. They get really into it. After Lando gets into it. Link to post Share on other sites
The Choc 1,568 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Can you get STDs from droids? Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,421 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 24 minutes ago, The Choc said: Can you get STDs from droids? That's one of the main forms of communication that C3P0 is always bragging about. Link to post Share on other sites
The Choc 1,568 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 18 hours ago, Zerimar Nyliram said: I could probably answer all of those questions for you after a quick search, but I know how well you'd receive it. What I will say is, if memory serves me, Neil Degrasse Tyson believes that creatures evolving in the vacuum of space with drastically different physiologies from anything on Earth is theoretically possible. Honestly, I just dont like any explanations that are like retro fitted. Lucas, Kasdan, Kershner and company gave no thought to how that monster survived or any of the other unrealistic stuff surrounding it. So I just find it silly when years later someone else tries togive it an "official" explanation for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites
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