monkeygirl Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I thought I started a thread on this already... \ ANYWAYS... There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavonis Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUMSODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUMSODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM BATMAAAAAAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have an H2O"The second scientist says "I'll have an H2O too."He died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Oh oh oh! I got this one from here somewhere and it's awesome! The Past walked into a bar. It was tense. Love it. Whomever of you lot posted that the first time I gotta thank you. I told it to a crowded bar while my mate was tuning his guitar and the deadpan was lost. You could hear a pin drop. Best gig ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 12, 2014 Author Share Posted October 12, 2014 ME The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Solid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 What do we want!? TIME TRAVEL!!! When do we want it? THATS IRRELEVANT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 A neutron walks into a bar, and asks "how much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 12, 2014 Author Share Posted October 12, 2014 HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavonis Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Did you hear about the geek who read the book about anti gravity theory? He couldn't put it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavonis Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 How many relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to hold the bulb and one to spin the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 I always tell this one: What is the inverse of "live long and prosper"? "Die immediately and decay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 12, 2014 Author Share Posted October 12, 2014 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kurgan Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 Where do communists keep their bedsheets? The lenin closet. Why did the communist get kicked out of the posh country club? He had no class. Why were the communists proud of their son's school work? He got good marx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas1138 Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 My favorite, which was at one time (and maybe still is?) in someone's sig here: ---Descartes walked into a bar and the bartender asked him "would you like a drink?" Descartes said "I don't think so-" and vanished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they'd be alloys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 13, 2014 Share Posted October 13, 2014 If there is anything chemistry taught me is that alcohol is always a solution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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