Driver Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 Hey kids-- did you happen to see a pink, uh... I want to say-- vinyl purse, around here somewhere?........Just dyin to get my cigarettes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Dumbest ****ing thread ever. God job, you guys.Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars? Buuuuurrrrrnnnnn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 ARE YOU BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Nice catch blanco niño, but too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 This isn't where I parked my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I wish I understood. But, today I have a pool so, whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 I totally ham-sworded your mom last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Now you listen to me, Eric. You don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damned bit of good, and the nude mags, you're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock TV shirts, or hip hop gear, or anything like that. Arcade games—pick out one that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brain an... are, are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 Speaking of logs, I'm going to take the Cosby Kids down to the river... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted March 13, 2015 Author Share Posted March 13, 2015 FIRE ON YER SLEEVE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driver Posted March 14, 2015 Author Share Posted March 14, 2015 I already did that one! YOU LOSE THUS ROUND! archive plz. See you in 4 months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Damnit! I knew I should've done "okay, I guess I'll go solo on the swimming now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryn Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Now you listen to me, Eric. You don't blow your money on those comic books, you understand? They don't do you a damned bit of good, and the nude mags, you're gonna be inheriting mine when you're 16 anyway. Now look, the junk food and the candy just rots your teeth, gives you bad breath, and the girls run like hell. Stay the hell away from buying any rock TV shirts, or hip hop gear, or anything like that. Arcade games—pick out one that you can do, okay? ONE that you can do as opposed to a whole bunch of them that you don't know what the hell you're doing. Techno music just puts a hole in your brain an... are, are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you! Which one is this? It's familiar but I didn't see it during my YouTube binge watch that gets triggered every time this topic gets started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-m5rx7Pi9I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copper Posted March 16, 2015 Share Posted March 16, 2015 last one there's a penis pump! I guess that's me...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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