NIGHTLY FOOTBALL FEDERATION - Season X!

[Rock]

Dear Jaguars,

 

If you could be so kind, would you please hit Philip Rivers so hard on his first drop back Monday night that he fumbles and has to be carted off the field for the night?

 

Thanks, Lohr

It's possible. The Jag's only bright spot is it's defense and now the defensive coordinator is the Head Coach. That might just be the plan. The only plan. I'm still not sure if tonight's game will be blacked out or not, so you'll have to tell me how it went.

[Ashaman]

Hey im proud of what I pulled off this season and happy to get one more week to play.

[Darth Lohr]

Ash, you absolutely should feel good about your year, so far. I think it's safe to say that you exceeded expectations that most of us had for an expansion team. I just wish you had gone into the playoffs on a hot streak, because it would've made my life much easier!

 

Rock, I hope you get to see the game. The bipolar nature of San Diego means that there's no such thing as a "sure thing" for them this year. It wouldn't shock me if the Jags pulled out a win somehow.

[UK Legend Killa]

I see Ex has become as humble and likable as his quarterback. Go figure.

They do say owners start to look and act like thier pets elite fantasy players

[Exodus]

I've been humble pretty much all season long. Regarding today, I don't think I'm in the wrong for celebrating and being proud despite some of the things I have had to deal with. Gates being there only half the time, Britt being done for the season only a few games in, the Santana Moss injury, the revolving door @ WR resulting from both aforementioned iinjuries...yeah, and not to mention the ridiculiously inconsistent play by ANY wide receiver in a CHI uniform. Mendenhall being less than himself due to a depleted PIT o-line, Beanie Wells being over-defended for his teams lack of any other noteworthy option, Jabar Gaffney only putting up respectable numbers while his ass is warming the bench, Scott Chandler only being useful when he's lucky enough be get open near the end zone, the Bears D/ST not playing up to expectations, and yeah...did I mention the disaster @ the WR position yet?

 

Aaron Rodgers is not enough to win by himself. I had to pick through waivers to find suitable players to cart out in the place of Gates, Britt, and Moss...not to mention the band-aid job @ RB a few weeks ago that barely got me by.

 

I have some great players. But honestly, this record and division win did not come without some serious shuffling, substituting, searching of waivers, and taking a few risks on lesser known names.

 

And now...ready for the playoffs.

[UK Legend Killa]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

 

 

Seriously though you've had a great season, it is hard to get into double digits. I think only me and Groove have managed it in the past few years so kudos. Now the playoffs, everybody knows the kind of lottery they can be...

 

I WANNA WIN THIS YEAR PLZ

[Rock]

I WANNA WIN THIS YEAR PLZ

No. And stop begging, it's pathetic.

[UK Legend Killa]

You guys are mean.

[Exodus]

A year ago tomorrow, I was awarded the 2010 IFC Championship trophy. Very pleased to add another.

 

So, would I be playing the winner of #3 vs #6? or #4 vs #5? I would think the former but I am not sure.

[Austin]

Listen, I know I'm mediocre and all, but when my lucky *** can win a game with just Rivers, Lynch, and Harvin, I can forget about the playoffs.

 

 

 

 

 

For a minute.

[ShadowDog]

You guys are mean.

 

Well ****ing DUH.

[Lucas1138]

Offensively we rewrote the record books this season as you'll see below. A full update of the NFF Sportsbook will be published for release after the conclusion of the playoffs.

 

Stats and Notes from the Carr Sports Bureau:

 

League Scoring:

2006: 77.90ppg

2007: 81.61ppg

2008: 79.12ppg

2009: 84.39ppg

2010: 79.21ppg

2011: 87.58ppg

 

Most Points Scored in a Season:

 

1. 1342 – 103.23ppg – '11 UKLK's Vikings

2. 1291 – 99.31ppg – '11 Kemah Jokers

3. 1283 – 98.7pph – '11 Aussie Kangaroos

4. 1253 – 96.4ppg – '06 Aussie Kangaroos

5. 1240 – 95.4ppg – '07 Rock's Heels

6. 1234 – 94.9ppg – '09 UK Legend Killers *runner up*

7. 1227 – 94.4ppg – '07 Aussie Kangaroos

8. 1220 – 93.8ppg – '09 Nightmares

9. 1217 – 93.6ppg – '11 Rock's Heels

10. 1201 – 92.4ppg – '09 Irish Micks

11. 1199 – 92.2ppg – '09 Rock's Heels *won championship*

12. 1192 – 91.7ppg – '11 Team Carr

13. 1183 – 91.0ppg – '08 Irish Micks *won championship*

14. 1182 – 90.92ppg – '10 UKLK's Vikings

15. 1167 – 89.8ppg – '08 Nightmares

16. 1162 – 89.4ppg – '08 Team Carr *runner up*

17. 1162 – 89.4ppg – '07 UK Legend Killers

18. 1150 – 88.5ppg – '11 Ash's Ruff Puppies

19. 1145 – 88.1ppg – '09 Team Carr

20. 1144 – 88.0ppg – '06 Team Sanderlin

 

Fewest Points Scored in a Season:

 

1. 697 – 53.6ppg – '07 Team Goad

2. 742 – 57.1ppg – '11 Austin Tanks

3. 777 – 59.8ppg – '08 Texas DDT

4. 828 – 63.69ppg – '10 Texas DDT

5. 843 – 64.8ppg – '06 Texas DDT

6. 846 – 65.1ppg – '06 UK Legend Killers

7. 863 – 66.38ppg – '10 Dexy's Midnight Haters

8. 893 – 68.7ppg – '09 Texas DDT

9. 905 – 69.6ppg – '09 Dexy's Midnight Haters

10. 912 – 70.2ppg – '08 Austin's Steelers

 

Most Points Scored Against- season (Bad Luck):

 

1. 1282 – 98.62ppg – '11 Irish Micks

2. 1260 – 96.92ppg – '11 Aussie Kangaroos

3. 1229 – 94.54ppg – '07 Austin's Steelers

4. 1203 – 92.54ppg – '09 Rock's Heels

5. 1194 – 91.85ppg – '11 Team Carr

6. 1177 – 90.54ppg – '09 Texas DDT

7. 1177 – 90.54ppg – '11 UKLK's Vikings

8. 1162 – 89.38ppg – '11 Dexy's Midnight Haters

9. 1145 – 88.08ppg – '07 Texas DDT

10. 1143 – 87.92ppg – '07 Team Goad

11. 1138 – 87.54ppg – '10 Rock's Heels

12. 1135 – 87.31ppg – '11 Austin's Steelers

13. 1116 – 85.85ppg – '11 Kemah Jokers

14. 1109 – 85.31ppg – '11 Rock's Heels

15. 1106 – 85.08ppg – '09 UKLK's Vikings

16. 1099 – 84.54ppg – '08 Team Carr

17. 1093 – 84.08ppg – '09 Team Carr

18. 1092 – 84.0ppg – '09 Nightmares

19. 1090 – 83.85ppg – '08 Irish Micks

20. 1089 – 83.77ppg – '07 Nightmares

 

100-109 Point Games

2006 Season: 12 (1 in playoffs)

2007 Season: 10 (4 in playoffs)

2008 Season: 14 (1 in playoffs)

2009 Season: 17 (3 in playoffs)

2010 Season: 12 (2 in playoffs)

2011 Season: 13

 

110-119 Point Games

2006 Season: 5 (0 in playoffs)

2007 Season: 7 (2 in playoffs)

2008 Season: 4 (0 in playoffs)

2009 Season: 14 (2 in playoffs)

2010 Season: 10

2011 Season: 15

 

120-129 Point Games

2006 Season: 3 (1 in playoffs)

2007 Season: 3 (0 in playoffs)

2008 Season: 2 (0 in playoffs)

2009 Season: 3

2010 Season: 3 (1 in playoffs)

2011 Season: 11

 

130-139 Point Games

2006 Season: 1 (1 in playoffs)

2007 Season: 4 (1 in playoffs)

2008 Season: 1 (0 in playoffs)

2009 Season: 1

2010 Season: 0

2011 Season: 3

 

140-149 Point Games

2006 Season: 0

2007 Season: 0 (1 in playoffs)

2008 Season: 0

2009 Season: 2 (0 in playoffs)

2010 Season: 0

2011 Season: 2

 

A team has had a score of 120 or greater 40 different times in NFF history, with an incredible 16 of those coming this season.

[UK Legend Killa]

So what you're basically saying is that I was the best.

 

Right?

 

Cos thats all I got from all those stats (thanks for compiling them too)

[Lucas1138]

Yes you were the best, but you scoring 103ppg this season wasn't as impressive as Brad pulling down 96ppg back in 2006

[UK Legend Killa]

103 > 96

 

Numbers don't lie

[Lucas1138]

Aussie Kangaroo's 2006 offense was +24% over the league average.

 

UKLK's Vikings 2011 offense was "only" +18% over the league average.

 

24 > 18

 

Numbers don't lie.

 

But you can make the same ones say a variety of things.

[Lucas1138]

Also, Brad should be the 3rd seed by virtue of head to head tie breaker over UKLK

[UK Legend Killa]

Lies, damn lies and statistics!

 

ESPN seems to say we're set at Total points for as a tie breaker, not head-to-head. I can't remember which we decided on but am not fussed either way

[Lucas1138]

ESPN randomly changes tiebreak **** all the time. Seems it never stays consistent from season to season, no matter how many times we change it.

[Ashaman]

Aussie Kangaroo's 2006 offense was +24% over the league average.

 

UKLK's Vikings 2011 offense was "only" +18% over the league average.

 

24 > 18

 

Numbers don't lie.

 

But you can make the same ones say a variety of things.

 

But with the two extra teams and the diluted talent pool its still impressive

[UK Legend Killa]

DAMN RIGHT!

[Lucas1138]

:yawn:

 

Meh.

 

Really though- if you recall I never bought the argument that 12 teams would mean a diluted talent pool. The reason for increase in scoring comes almost exclusively through D/ST I imagine (brb, looking).

[Rock]

Garr, do you know how to edit the playoff bracket? Trying to get brad the 3 seed, but I can't figure out how to do it.

 

Edit: nevermind, fixed it. Does it look okay?

 

Well, they are playing the right people now, but it still says Brad is #4. ****.

 

 

EDIT: I won't be able to edit the seeds because the playoff settings are locked out. But I did edit the bracket so Brad (the real #3) is playing #6 Dex. So it's correct, just has the wrong numbers next to Brad and Ryan.

[Rock]

And a big congrats to Dex and Ash for making their first ever playoff appearances!

[UK Legend Killa]

Garr, do you know how to edit the playoff bracket? Trying to get brad the 3 seed, but I can't figure out how to do it.

 

Edit: nevermind, fixed it. Does it look okay?

 

Well, they are playing the right people now, but it still says Brad is #4. ****.

 

 

EDIT: I won't be able to edit the seeds because the playoff settings are locked out. But I did edit the bracket so Brad (the real #3) is playing #6 Dex. So it's correct, just has the wrong numbers next to Brad and Ryan.

I think that is how it ended up last year anyhow