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Sheep Murderer

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  1. has crawled out of her hiding space and will once again attempt this art called "socializing".

  2. is getting into pissed territory.

    1. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer


    2. TuskenRaider


      I think anger will subside completely if you re-enlist in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

  3. I'm almost back to Nightly. My workload has been obscene.

    1. TuskenRaider


      The site has been mildly less threatening with you not around.

  4. Yeah, I think the thought scarred us all. ;)

  5. TuskenRaider's dick has acted as a coat hanger! I am no longer pregnant! WOO!

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    2. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      See: Who Turned Out the Lights? archive.

    3. TuskenRaider


      Or use your imagination for further sexiness.

    4. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      But does TR's get tv reception and attract lightning like mine does ?

  6. I found out I'm pregnant last Tuesday. ***.

  7. is worried about her current physical state. I'll fill you in later.

  8. I've never been great at coming up with fictional names, so for my database project I am throwing two random words together from the Klingon dictionary. Kapla!

    1. GreenLightBaby
    2. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      XD Rats, I already finished the names.

  9. 2011 is the year of sickness.

  10. sent her Nightly donation. I feel much better! I wonder what they've said while I've been gone....0_0

  11. *leaves a bomb and runs off with her ears plugged*

  12. Um. Well, I'm watching Aaron Diaz draw Dresdon Codak live....(Which is cool.) Other than that I am trying to not lose my mind with the amount of work I am swamped with. I guess that's what happens when you lose a week of school to a throat infection. I should have sent you a card in the mail with a cough inside.

  13. is going to drink tea and play Pokemon like it's 1999. Why? Because I CAN.

  14. It is spring break. Why am I so tired?

    1. Iceheart


      because you have time off. Your body knows. And it has ways to make you rest. Evil ways.

  15. forgot to send out her supporter donation! Ack! My powers have been weakened!

  16. My brain is slowly returning...

    1. Darth Virul

      Darth Virul

      Do I need to give your body back, then ?

    2. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Ugh. Right now you can have my body, just as long as my head can leave it and attatch itself to something else. I am getting sick of being ill.

  17. *crossing her fingers that classes are cancelled tomorrow* Maybe if I cut off a few hands and cross the fingers this will work!

  18. is an Aunt. Ugh.

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    2. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      You do then have the advantage of threatening them that if they do not behave they will burn for all eternity.

    3. Mr. Winch

      Mr. Winch

      Nothing burns for all eternity. Where did you learn your basic thermodynamics, woman ?

    4. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Yeah, but does a six-year-old know that? ;) Threatening Hell is the same as Santa Claus, but much, much cheaper and possibly more effective.

  19. is drowning in estrogen. I want to gag.

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    2. Iceheart


      So, now is not the time to suggest a viewing of "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood" fueled with pints upon pints of Hudsonville Ice Cream?

    3. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      Between my cousin nearly being in labor and the fact that I must go wedding dress shopping this weekend with my aunt...YES. yes it is. *goes to dig herself a grave* I'm not sure I can stand this.

    4. Iceheart


      The ice cream may still be a good option for you.

  20. has lost all sense of self-respect and has rekindled her love of playing Pokemon. ><

    1. irishdancer2


      DUDE, I love playing Pokemon! Unless you're talking about the trading card game, which is kind of lame.

  21. Apparently I'm chatty. Huh...

  22. I should stay far far away from here while I'm on these drugs. LooooooOOOooopppppPPPpyyyy!

  23. at least the new profile pic is recent...Though I feel identifyable.

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    2. Wally Q

      Wally Q

      I imagined you angrier looking. Like The Miz Girl.

    3. Boba Sweat

      Boba Sweat

      why are you not covered in bloody fur and entrails?

    4. Sheep Murderer

      Sheep Murderer

      I'm in disguise. (That's only partially kidding.)

  24. I failed to kill Santa. He even left a copy of Inception. Maybe the hunt to kill Santa was a dream! AUGH, MY BRAIN MEATS!

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