Darth Spoon Posted May 6 Share Posted May 6 Another thing I was reminded of while rewatching the trilogy for May 4th, was how filthy and disgusting George Lucas was as a writer. Sure, some of these lines warranted a chuckle back when we were teenagers, but we're grown adults now, and have to set a positive example for the next generation. Therefore, I move that lines like these are removed from future Disney remasters, and instant cancellation of anyone that laughs at reading them. A New Hope: Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell. "Get on top of it!", "I'm trying!" Luke, at that speed will we be able to pull out in time. Negative, it didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface. Put that thing away, you're going to get us all killed. You came in that thing, you're braver than I thought. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough. Sorry about the mess. When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out? Look at the size of that thing. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. Great kid, don't get cocky! You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough! You've got something jammed in here real good. Stay on target! Stay on Target! Empire strikes back But now, we must eat, come. How you get so big eating food of this kind. There's an awful lot of moisture in here. No, no! No! This one goes there, that one goes there. Right? And I thought they smelled bad on the outside! Judge me by my size, do you? I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. Hurry up goldenrod! Control, control! You must learn control! I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid? Turn her around! Return of the Jedi I need more men. Back door huh? Good idea. I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!" Hey! Point that thing someplace else. "I have felt him, my master", "Strange that I have not" Short help is better than no help at all. SHAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Not to mention all the X and Y wings *chromosomes* flying at the big round egg like death star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted May 10 Share Posted May 10 I remember this being passed on a chain emails in like 1999. In college I even used it as my story submission to the weekly college radio news program. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quetzalcoatl Posted Wednesday at 07:16 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:16 PM "It binds us and penetrates us." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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