Sheep Murderer

Ah, you see I would have to start with a series of kids films involving kidnapping. You know, Sleeping Beauty and others. I already gave the kid a copy of Grimm's fairy tales. We shall see.

All that will teach the little mustardfactory is that sleeping late and not knowing useful skills like sewing will get you a happily everafter. I'm an old testament childraiser myself: fratricide, first-born massacre, child abandoment into major waterways. You know, the REAL classics.

You do then have the advantage of threatening them that if they do not behave they will burn for all eternity.