IMericka

MY EYES. THEY ARE MADE OF LIGHT AND WHEN I GET MAD THEY GO PEWPEWPEW.

dexter change your name back right this ****ing instant.

the worst part about a birthday is that every online profile has your birthday set and updates automatically.

so suddenly you're just checking out your profile and you go "oh my ****ing god i'm 20"

or was that just me

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YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBARELLA

ELLA

ELLA

EH

EH

EH

last night i went to a neighbor's house and committed a major party fawn. gosh i'm just so embarrassed.

That makes no sense at all, Carl. Why would people visit my profile to look at a tiny sliver of cleavage when i'm naked all over the internet.

Also, we should make out. No? okay cool.

QUIT LOOKING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BEDFACE