UK Legend Killa

I kind of wanted to throw the game, because facing Geoff is going to be a hard, hard test if all my guys don't show up at once.

But I figured that's pretty unsporting

Great, now Bell decided to play well once I bench him

What a douche.

The NFL is a lot more unpredictable now than it used to be.

Any team can have a stormer and any team can be absolutely diabolical (see Jets: Week 10 and Jets: Week 12). Whilst there are some fantasy stalwarts still present they are becoming fewer each year and harder to predict when they will break out or fade away.

In a normal league that makes things a bit harder, but in a keeper league it's even worse!

Although I did manage to drop both Demaryius Thomas and Jordy Nelson in consecutive years so what the hell do I know...

I'm still the fourth highest scorer and somehow I am confirmed as being in the playoffs.

The only way I'd feel luckier is if I was in the NFC South

Urgh, my team is Jekyll and Hyde this year. Big ceiling, but barely getting off the ground this season

Beating UK brightens up the ****tiest of seasons.

Well I suppose you have a good experience of shitty seasons

Don't worry it looks like my team is going to tank out of the playoffs at this rate.

I would laugh at Reese, but I spent half an hour looking for my driving licence the other day so I will sit quietly and marvel at her perseverance.

I attempt to organise one every six months but just succeed in putting one load of crap papers in with another load, then giving up after making it look slightly tidier

When it comes to money I am bang on all the time. Haven't been in my overdraft for over a year, even when I was it was an interest free one designed to coax student me out of the red and into the black!

Mobile banking and contactless cards are amazing!

GRONK SPIKES NIGHTMARES IN FINAL MINUTES.

The Vikings run game stalled badly on Sunday with a freak injury to Arian foster and ahmad Bradshaw totting up only a few yards throughout the game.

However they were rescued by the ineptitude of Matthew Stafford and two big touchdown plays from WR Brandon Marshall and their key TE Rob Gronkowski. Gronkowski's TD grab in the final few minutes nudged the Vikings ahead for the first time in the game and Stafford, who played worse than a cardboard cut out of Geno Smith, couldn't generate a comeback in time.

Vikings owner Ryan Edwardson said that it had been 'an up and down few weeks' for his franchise but he hoped they would be able to find some consistency as they attempted to claw back control of the division from the Heels,who remain just half a game in front.

In response to the ever-growing rumours of an NFL franchise coming to London, Edwardson was heard to say 'we are a dominant force in the most dominant American football league in the world. People laughed at us when we started this franchise, but back to back Uberbowls and years of continued success later, we've got the last laugh.'

'If Roger [Goodell] wants to try and piggyback on the work we have done over the past decade then he shouldn't expect an easy time of it. We won't give in without a fight.'

In other news; after continued moaning about the state of the pitch from the English FA, numerous American media outlets and the British National Lacrosse Association, plans to move the Vikings from Wembley into a 80,000 seater stadium in South London have been accelerated. Edwardson confirmed to the press that Project Valhalla was 'coming along nicely' and the rumours about using the same slave labour the Qatari FA were using to build their stadia for 2022 were 'completely unfounded and without merit'

There's a street called Whip-ma-whop-ma-gate in York. It's right next to 'The Shambles'

She's going to be an alto-Missy from another world! Arrrrrgh

I think it's back, but it's obviously not where she said it was.

I really didn't like the final episode. It all seemed to me to be a bit like they threw a number of good ideas at the first part but failed to come up with a reason for them to gel together properly.

Even if the master is lying about gallifrey could they not have come up with a better reason for why he/she has gone to so much trouble to get The Doctor an army? The Master looked evil and acted it in the first episode but really it wouldn't have mattered as The Doctor wouldn't have been hurt or menaced in any way!

Also the manipulation of Clara angle was poor too. I needed somebody who you would take orders from and go to hell for...

Firstly doesn't that sound like almost every companion he has had ever?

Secondly....why? It didn't bloody matter any way as you were giving the evil army to him anyway! You could do that any time you want!!!!!

Bleh

Never anger the gods.

There's only one way to get yourself back in their good books

Urgh, I have had entertainment weekly do that a number of times with their constant sharing of articles on Facebook

Haha who says kickers and d's don't matter?! Well won sd

Exactly!

Hopefully Bradshaw can keep us in front.

Usual problem of pr and promo people not actually being integrated with the show. Lost had that problem a lot.

Can't quite say the same for next week. It barely even a teaser nevermind a trailer!

Well I liked it.

No problem with the master being a woman. Regeneration completely messes up your genetic code, changes gallifreyan DNA so why not change genders too?

Especially when the character is played so well. A very devious, tricky character who is so obviously so in control of the situation. Constantly putting the doctor off the scent by pretending to be something else entirely.

I would have liked the cybermen part to be kept a bit more secret. That reveal was just nothing as it was all over the trailers all week.

Well I picked the wrong defence this week.....argh

Interesting point: while Mr. Pink remains firmly grounded to the point of sainthood, Clara's become an adventure addict. I'm guessing this divergence will factor into her departure in some way.

 

That being said: between our secret giant-dragon-egg moon and our worldwide magical fireproof tree army that can grow into the exosphere or disintegrate itself at will, all while humanity never panics because we're basically too stupid to remember any of it, it kinda feels like Earth has turned into a rather silly children's book.

The moon egg did have an effect. Before that there were no space missions and no exploration.

Obviously something would have come along later to spark humanity's voyage into space but as The Doctor could then see at the end of the episode, the Moon-Egg caused this to happen quicker and get humanity back amongst the stars

Dropping Bishop Sankey down to my practice squad

Blame my wide receivers. They couldn't catch Ebola in a Liberian burial site

Just so you guys know, anything I do or say this week will be done with a very smug look on my face.

That's what my team can do when they actually f'ing play!

This week was alright, nothing great just a bit of a jaunt through the woods. I quite liked the way that Danny showed (without really meaning to) how Clara has been affected by travelling with the Doctor. In other episodes she would be very much about protecting the children but now she's much more Doctor than child-minder.

Überbowl wins?

Total number of points scored ever?

Number of times you can make Irish's mom cry in an hour?