Boba Sweat

some people don't like the bird singing at wembley just now, she has her knockers...

cheesus was grilled for our sins

needs to stop putting xbox games in his playstation.....

Return of the Jedi just finished to complete a day of watching all 6 Star Wars films in HD.... awesome.

Its unbelievable. Hearts supporter runs up to congratulate Jim Jefferies for Hearts getting third spot and getting into Europe and the Celtic management trip him up and start bootin **** out of him. The Celtic management are a disgrace.

thanks for all the happy birthdays folks, think I've replied to them all! Just to clear up one thing. I noticed the work "bastard" being used a lot as a term of endearment (old/mad/drunken.... mainly old tho). I can confirm I was born within wedlock!

Neil Lennon is like a slinky. Pointless, but brings a smile to your face when you push it down the stairs.....

when i think of celtic, i think of runners up. and i just cant laugh enough, i just cant laugh enough

hahahaha commons ya wee dick. enjoy missing the game on sunday.....hahahahahaha

not last night, but the night beforethree wee monkey's came to the doorone with a pipe and one with a drumand one with a hand grenade stuck up his bum

grew some baws, went to marks for some of their own brand skips. came back with 4 bags of skips, some bru, chocolate hobnobs and a large double quarterpounder meal from mickey d's.... result

is a wee bit rough this morning, how come domino's isn't open at 9am???

appears to be in the bad books.......WATP

Sir Walter's last game at Ibrox. Utd have been briefed. Expect a solid win tonight!WATP!

dishes done, floors hoovered/mopped. **** put away. a tidy time off work is a new experience for me

red jammy dodger monkey gives me the creeps

a wee early morning double bill of Star Trek on Sky Atlantic's great and all, but does it have to be Voyager and Enterprise.......

Happy Birthday David Weir!!!

is playing "Alan Wake" and is proper jobbying himself

some epic thunder going on

is stressed oot

is up, shat, showered and been to sainsbury's. with the tune to the smurfs stuck in his head.

another Monday. Time to get up and face the new working week. oh no, wait I'm off all week, get it roon yeez

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golden wonder salt & vinegar > walkers..... like taking a good swig of sulphuric acid