Dr. Destructo

Steam and XBL are both DESTRUCTOTIME.

So, who here plays Team Fortress 2? I'v been without a good computer gamming system for 9 months and just got a new one built so fill me in. What's hot on PC. (Strategy and 1st player shooters)

I liked kevin spacey as lex. Thought he did great.

I wouldn't say I'm tired of Jim at all. But, Jim still works best when paired with Dwight I think (or Pam, I still think they're as cute as ever).

I never really liked it when Pam and Jim hooked up and got married. It's played way too much it in the series... But the old days with Jim and Dwight were classic and now seem to of lost all it's charm. The snowball fight was the last "interaction" with the two and it failed.

Jim's character doesn't seem to want to be in it anymore, by the means of teasing and tormenting Dwight. He seems he just wants to be a husband and father now. Basically, he grew up.

Meh, the audience is tiered of Jim, IMHO. I know I am. I would feel better if this was the last season of the office. Lost all it's charms.

How about the rusty trombone?

On a related note...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk

Guys, shut up. I want my wife to read this tonight.

 

1. Gets Me Off

 

I enjoy anal sex to a large degree. The first time I did it was to please my boyfriend but I ended up enjoying it myself. I personally like to be held face down and have it forced on me. It’s very erotic and I really get off on it. – Debby, US

 

2. Wish I’d Known Sooner

 

I just had anal sex and it was the greatest feeling in my life. Yes, at first it hurt a little. However, it was well worth it. If I would have known it felt like that I would have done it years ago. – Anonymous, Vancouver, BC

 

3. Happy Bunny

 

Anal, I love it. It has to be my favorite sex act. We usually do it 3-4 times weekly. My preference is to finger my **** a little and let my *** trickle down between my ass crack, and then I’m ready for some deep ass pounding. As long as it’s deep and hard, I’m a happy bunny!

 

4. Loving Bond

 

My husband and I have been having anal sex for about 15 years now. We both like this kinky exercise. We have the strongest orgasms then. Our naughty sex practices are a firm bond to our relationship. – BB, UK

 

5. I’d Never Do Without Anal

 

Anal sex is a regular part of our sex life and I would never do without it. My preference is anal sex with me in the doggy position. No matter how he’s stretched me with his fingers there’s still some resistance and I admit to loving it. Once his head is in he pauses and gives me time to adjust. The feeling is exquisite and I have to keep my hand off my **** because I could *** right then. It’s all so damn wicked and I love giving myself to him this way. I love the times he gets balls deep and slams away while I play with my ****, teasing myself, almost cumming. When I have to *** I let him know and tell him to *** up my ass. I rub my **** wildly while he slides in and out and explodes magnificently. I love anal sex! – Karen, US

 

6. Best Feeling Ever

 

One night while he was licking my ass he asked if he could **** it, so I said yes. He literally ran to the bathroom and grabbed the lube. After a few minutes of massaging my ***hole he lubed up and slowly pushed it inside and it was one of the best sexual feelings I’ve ever experienced. I could tell he liked it even though he won’t admit it, and when we do have anal sex now he makes it seem like it’s just for me but he is never as hard as he is when we have anal sex and he never makes the noises he makes with anal any other time either. We both secretly know that he loves it whether he’ll admit it or not. – Anonymous, US

 

7. Mind-blowing First Time

 

LUBE LUBE LUBE!!! The size of my guy’s **** frightened me when we first thought about anal. But with plenty of lube, and patience, and it was a mind-blowing first time. Just relax and he will slide right in. Like they say, too much lube is almost enough. Just remember to relax, and again I stress the lube! – Anonymous, Michigan

 

8. Better Than Vaginal

 

Six months ago I finally got around to trying anal sex. Fantastic! The best sex in my life. My husband was not patient, but I took it all the way in. I love the feeling of him cumming in my ass – it turns me on…better than vaginal. – Mimi, Dominican Republic

 

9. Anal Fantasies

 

I LOVE anal sex. It’s better than vaginal once you get used to it. It gives the best orgasms ever, and guys…if you’re patient, go slowly and get her really worked up first, she’ll end up asking you for it. My husband and I have been having anal sex for nearly 7 years now, and I find myself having fantasies about getting ****ed anally because I love it so much now. Just take your time, and she’ll reward you! – Anonymous, WA

 

10. Harder Is Better

 

Use a lot of lube. Start on your side, then when it is feeling really good, start doing it in doggy style – it increases the pleasure. And the harder he pounds it the better it feels (harder is always better). It only hurts for a minute, then the pleasure is overwhelming. – Angela, Detroit

 

11. My Special Treat

 

I am in a recent committed relationship with a man (much older than myself) who has taken me to new heights of sexual pleasure I could only have imagined! He has been so caring and careful in venturing into anal sex that I have literally become addicted to him ****ing my ass! It is my special treat and now he often waits for me to beg for it…which I usually do, because it just drives me wild. I never in a million years thought I would enjoy getting ****ed in the ass so much! – Anonymous, MD

 

12. I Look Forward to It

 

Definitely get a butt plug – they are great for getting your ***hole ready for his ****. Lube up your hole and the butt plug and either insert it yourself at your own pace or have him do it with your guidance. I used to hate anal sex before we got a butt plug. Now I look forward to it and actually ASK my husband if he wants to do me in the ass. He has never refused! A few times, we have also used a dildo up my ***** while he did my butt – and THAT is one hell of a full and sexy feeling! Try it! – Jenny, Chicago

 

13. Fantastic Orgasms

 

When I first had anal sex it hurt a lot and I cried a little, but it never stopped me from trying it again and I am glad that I didn’t stop. I have had the most fantastic orgasms in my life though my ass, but I have had to teach my husband to be gentle at first because the shock is too much. But after a few minutes he can be as hard and rough as he likes and I love it. – Moyia, England

 

14. I Ask Him for Anal

 

I never liked the idea of anal before, but my husband always says he loves my ass and is so turned on by it. I let him tongue my anus all the time, but finally I gave in and let him do my ass. We used lots of KY and he started off with fingers, then a butt plug he bought. I have to say that once his **** was in my ass, I loved it. I told him to slap my ass and play with my **** and holy jeez – I had the best orgasm ever. Now I ask HIM when he wants to do me in the ass again, and he always says, “How about now?!” So we do it once or twice a week. – Anonymous, Illinois

 

15. Want to Try It Again

 

I tried anal sex last night. It was the first time, and we used a lot of lube. It was very uncomfortable at first, but then it got really fun. I am excited to feel what the second time is like. – Jennifer, US

 

16. Dirty and Fun

 

I absolutely love anal sex. Yes, it does seem a little dirty and that makes it even more fun. I am blessed with a husband who is rather large so I have to take some extra precautions for myself. There are numbing agents out there that work great, like Anal EZ with a little benzocaine in it. It even prolongs him sometimes. One time in total desperation we used our normal lube and some 20% strength Oragel. Worked wonders! – Mia, TN

 

17. Ready to Enjoy

 

I love having anal sex with my boyfriend and I love when he goes inside me bareback. I always take at least two enemas prior to anal sex, and I feel very clean inside. Actually getting the enema is part of our foreplay and we both get very aroused when doing it. Then when he comes to enter me, I‘m relaxed and ready to enjoy anal sex. – Donna, Canada

 

18. You’ll Love the Feeling

 

If I’m really turned on, I will let my husband slip a finger in my ass and this really gets me going. He will then use a small vibrator just inside the anal opening. Once you feel relaxed, use lots of your favorite lube, be sure your guy is rock hard and you’re ready for his **** to penetrate you. If you take it slow and easy, you will love the way anal sex feels. – Anonymous, CA

 

19. She’ll Thank You

 

I started having anal sex with an ex-boyfriend when I was 16 and have never looked back since. Lube is essential and so is the position. I like it doggy style with a very pronounced arch in my back, but spooning is also cool. Take it easy, start slow and she’ll thank you for it. She might even let you try DP. – Faith, Canada

 

20. Best Sex Ever

 

My first time was with a guy I had been fooling around with for a few months and we wanted to try something new. One day while I was taking a shower he came in and we started to have sex in the shower, a few minutes into it he stopped and started to put it into my ass. He knew it was my first time so he was really gentle and took his time putting it in. The water from the shower and his patience made it the best sex I have had. – Emerald, CA

 

21. Start Slow

 

The first time my husband and I tried anal was about 2 years ago, and I told him it was just too painful for me. This time he used petroleum jelly, and let me tell you that does wonders as lube. It still hurts at first, but after a few thrusts, man, it feels amazing. It’s about starting out slow and working your way up. – Anonymous, Florida

 

22. Just Do It

 

I was the girl who told herself she would never attempt anything like anal sex. You would not know that now. I was scared at first to have anal but once I tried it I was hooked. It’s all I want now! It’s the best way to have a Kitchen Quickie and my fiancé has no complaints either. To any woman who is a little scared but deep down would like to try it, do it. – J., Canada

 

23. Two-fer

 

I just tried anal sex and loved it – it’s not as painful as I thought. First you must be very relaxed. I didn’t use KY because this was not planned, so I told my man to use a lot of spit and ease his head in slow, then I backed my booty up. It felt so good we did it twice in one night. – Ebony, New Jersey

 

24. Natural Juices

 

For me, liking anal sex was a matter of deciding for myself. Personally, I got tired of someone else having all the fun. Really great sex that gets me real wet is the best way to start. After that my own juices are exactly the lube I need to have really great anal sex. – Anonymous, OR

 

25. Heavenly, Erotic, Intimate

 

I very much enjoy anal sex, and have for years. However, my first experience was like many women; unprepared, no lube and no patience, and it’s amazing that I was ever willing to try again. But with a man who was clearly going to be tuned to my sensations and stop if there was any pain, and willing to play with me with foreplay, it has become heavenly. It’s an incredibly erotic and intimate experience! Enjoy. – Dee, CT

 

26. Weird but Good

 

My first experience was SO weird, but it actually felt very, very good. I had the best orgasm that I have ever had in my life! Don’t be afraid to try it. Use lots of lube and enjoy it. – Danielle, US

 

27. It’s all I Crave

 

The first time I had anal sex I was a little intimidated. The guy was much more experienced and drop dead gorgeous. He was gentle at first. I encouraged him to **** me harder. The harder he ****ed my ass the more I enjoyed it. Now it seems like all I crave is to be eaten out then have my ass ****ed. – Sylvia, New England

 

28. More Than 50% Anal

 

We usually start in a 69 position. While his tongue works my ****, he lubes my ass and uses a vibrator in my ass to warm me up, then I turn around and get on top of him. The best way for us is for me to lean back, supporting myself with my arms and having my knees up. This way, he can see his penis penetrating my ass, see my ***** and stimulate my **** with a vibrator. Anal sex makes up more than 50% of our sex life. I’ve always loved it, right from the very first time, and my husband, as with all men, loves it too. – Chantal, Canada

 

 

29. Close Connection

 

The first minute usually hurts like hell, but once I pass the minute mark–I’m all in. I just can’t stand if he goes too deep ‘cause it HURTS! Otherwise I love it. I think it’s more of a turn-on than vaginal sex. I feel a lot closer to him. – Anonymous, CA

 

30. Total Control

 

I had my first sexual experience through anal sex, and I had the greatest orgasm of my life. Something about my man being totally in control just got me off. The first time you have anal sex it hurts like heck, but just like sex, the more you do it, the easier it gets. – Rachel, US

 

31. Don’t Miss Out!

 

At first it hurt tremendously but my partner was very gentle and patient. This was so incredibly good. I liked it so much and still do. Now with my boyfriend, we do anal once in a while and it hurts only on insertion, but he uses lots and lots of lube and he is very gentle. To me this is really great sex and once he’s in my ass the feeling is so great. I just move my ass rhythmically to his thrusts until we both ***. My advice to you ladies: please don’t be afraid to try anal sex because you are missing out on something great. – Anonymous, US

 

 

32. All I Need

 

I have the most intense orgasms you can imagine, even better than vaginal. I don’t care if he ever ****s my ***** ever again. –Jane, TN

 

33. Eternal Thanks

 

My current boyfriend was constantly messing with my ***hole, and I loved it. When he first started to penetrate me (using KY liquid), it was painful, but once he got a couple of inches inside, my muscles relaxed and IT WAS GREAT. My advice to first-timers: Bear with the pain – it only lasts about 30 seconds. Relax – it is a great sensation. Guide your partner – let him know if he is going too fast or too slow. Practice – it only gets better. Because so few women are willing to try or are unable to make it through the penetration, your partner will appreciate you forever! Trust me – M., SC

 

34. Practice Makes Perfect

 

I had anal sex for the first time last week, and we didn’t even use lube. The reason it worked so well was because I had lots of practice time by myself for months. I loved it and I was asking for it days later. He also came in me from behind and I loved the feeling. – Anonymous, CA

 

35. Highly Erotic

 

Last night was actually the first time I had successful anal sex — and I had it twice. The “key” for me was lots and lots of practice alone beforehand. I recommend fooling around, ****ing, ****ing with your finger in your ass, then ****ing with his finger in your ass before you try to let his **** in there. During the “transition time” when he’s lubing up and getting ready, don’t stop stimulating yourself, be that playing with your nipples or rubbing your **** or ****ing yourself with a vibrator — or all of the above. Take it slow, breathe deeply, take as many pauses as you need to. If you can’t handle the thrusting, try masturbating and cumming while his **** is in your ass. The contractions will feel good for him and you will get more used to the whole idea and more willing to accept it as something highly, highly erotic. Mmm…I can’t wait to do it again! – Jane, Kansas

 

36. The Deeper the Better

 

I enjoy it deep, very deep, with his balls banging against me. I *** and *** and ***! Enjoy anal – it’s the best! – Anonymous, UK

 

37. Nothing Like a Good Reaming

 

I love anal sex. I mean – I Love Anal Sex – there is nothing in the world like a **** reaming your ***hole. An old boyfriend of mine would lick my ***hole for an hour. God, that made me *** so hard, then he would lube my hole and his **** with K-Y Jelly and slowly insert it into my ass. Once fully in, he would start banging away and grabbing and pulling on my breasts like I like them to be treated. – Christine, OH

 

38. Slow and Steady

 

My husband and I do anal every month (at least) and we both really enjoy the act. Usually I lay on my side and we have a mirror positioned so we both can watch the proceedings. Once he has popped his knob in we pause (and gaze at the mirror). Once he is fully in he waits for me to *** before he shoots his load deep in my ass. The intimacy of these escapades make us closer and I love the full feeling it brings me. Slow and steady wins the race. – Tania, Canberra

 

39. Total Trust

 

We have never used any form of lubrication other than natural. We talk about everything and even start foreplay just through talking so we are both very wet when it is time for penetration. I have never trusted a man as I trust him, which allows me to completely relax with him. Anal orgasms are intense beyond belief. – Anonymous, IA

 

 

40. New and Wonderful

 

My man was constantly talking about anal sex but I thought of that as an exit only area. After a couple glasses of wine one night, he touched me there and it felt good so I let him go further. Since I naturally over-lubricate, he put the head in slow and it did not feel wrong. I orgasmed the very first time we had anal sex. I definitely recommend this to any couple who like to experiment and are open to new and wonderful things. – Kat, MI

 

41. Take the Plunge

 

I decided to try it when our sex life was getting a little too predictable. It took several times with just a small amount of penetration before we could finally go fully in the ass. It was incredible. I never would have dreamed it would have been so powerful. I am glad I kept reading about it and finally took the plunge. It is now a part of our sex life. – Brooke, GA

 

42. Twice the Fun

 

I am a female who LOVES anal sex. I enjoy anal sex so much that now I sit on my husband backwards with his dick in either my ass or ***** and a dildo in whatever hole he’s not in. It’s HOT and my husband and I love it….just take it slow, you will love it too! – Marie, AZ

 

43. Wet at the Thought

 

I absolutely love anal sex. I’ve met only a few guys who like it and want to try it. I would recommend lube, but I never really used it because I get wet at just of the thought of anal, so I lube myself, but I relax my muscles as well. Just give it a try, you’ll enjoy it. – Crystal, LA

 

 

44. Get Inspired

 

I can’t handle the pleasure. His tool is lubricated from my vaginal juices and he spends time pushing it in; at this moment I am usually crying in ecstasy (forget the drug this is real fun). I get very demanding and tell him to put it in all the way, but no thrusting. I just love it up there. I hope you ladies are inspired. – Kay, NY

 

 

45. We Know You Love It

 

Let him know how you like it and most men will be happy to do whatever you want to get some anal. YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT. Just lose all inhibitions and let go. It’s different, but wasn’t vaginal sex at first? It wasn’t comfortable at all, you had to develop a feel for it. Same goes here. ENJOY! (You men enjoy, too! We know you love it!) – Anonymous, TN

 

46. I Like a Reach Around

 

I personally enjoy getting rammed up my ass real hard and fast (with lots of lube of course), but this is not for everyone. I like to be spontaneously taken from behind, like maybe when I’m doing the dishes he comes over and yanks my shorts down and does me. Also, a reach around doesn’t hurt along with being held really close and tight while he’s inside my ass.

 

47. Enter Here

 

It is indeed a wonderful sensation once you get past the thought of it being an exit only. Use plenty of lubrication and be sure you are in control of the situation. Yes, it is uncomfortable at first and it may take a few times to get to that point, but you will enjoy the sensation you receive from the stimulation. – Anonymous, CT

 

48. Fill ‘Er Up

 

I love anal sex! Now I want it more that he does. I love having his **** in my ass and a dildo in my *****. I start with the dildo on low and before we *** I turn it on high. I feel so full. And the orgasm is soooo intense. Try it, you will like it! – Lauren, CT

 

49. Words Cannot Describe It

 

What a sensation. I have no words for it. I felt my ***hole being stretched and his hot **** inside me made me orgasm instantly. I enjoyed it extremely and now we do it often. Let me tell you – a **** in your ass makes you feel close to your man. – Kamla, Mauritius

 

50. He Made Me Love It

 

I tried anal with my ex and hated it. My new guy makes me love it. I can’t get enough. he uses lots of lube and inserts slowly letting me direct him to when I am “ready for more”. I have multiple orgasms every time. I highly suggest you try it. – Anonymous, FL

 

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Thoughts?

So, who's going to try that if they hadn't already?

This show is killing me... They have to tone the Jim/Pam thing waaaaaay back. Also, Jim as co-magager is getting really bad now...

Best scene from last episode was the Michael Scott hanging scene. That was great. lol

This judge kicks ass!!!

You can count D-CORP in as well... Thanks for the invite GT.