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I do want to see a movie where Jim Carrey plays Jim Carrey wearing a mask pretending to be the president.

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And then James Woods, played by Val Kilmer, starts doing it too and it leads to a war between the two that ends with a knife fight on top of the White House and then JFK Jr shows up and kills them both with an airplane propeller.

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My family attended a church for awhile with some interesting members. One member, a U.S. Marshal, had a trailer buried underground on his property and filled with guns, ammo, and food so that his family would be able to survive the Muslim invasion that would happen during the Obama Presidency. They also had my mom convinced that Obama was the anti-Christ and my mom called me in a panic on election night 2008 because she had voted for him anyway and she was afraid she was going to hell. I told her not to worry, he wasn't going to win Nebraska anyway.

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Oh, yeah. JFK Jr faking his death because he knew Trump would be battling pedophiles 20 years later makes complete sense.

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Dammit Jacob. 

 

My mother-in-law isn't this...unreachable, but the woman needs some serious therapy. Her parents fucked her up something bad. I'd explain more but, frankly, I'm tired of thinking about and talking about it. 

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Sorry, I know how this goes. My husband can hardly stand to be around his mom because she's a Trumper, and he still considers himself a Republican but he can't stand the party in its current form. And she just wants to argue all damn day about it.

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Mazel tov to the happy couple! I wish them every happiness well, not literally, some of the things that’d make them happy would make me unhappy. So, nope, like, for instance : I don’t want Donald Trump and JFK Jr. to become president in 2021 (resurrection and time travel!? I don’t know. I guess that footage is old??????) and I don’t want to find out how noted conservative James Woods is a part of the conspiracy to defraud the American public into believing that Joe Biden is alive!?!? How does that work??? He’s a Republican! James Woods is a Republican! Oh, wait, acting! He’s pretending to be a Republican the same way he’s pretending to be Joe Biden, the same way he pretended to be Sharon Stone’s boyfriend in Casino (1995). I guess he’s not actually her boyfriend. I guess he’s not actually a Republican. Stagecraft! Showmanship!

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Or is that the weird part? A lot of that ilk believe that Trump is the real president and actors are portraying Biden while doing what Trump wants.

But at the same time Biden is doing everything wrong and should be blamed for everything.

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No matter their grumbling they ALWAYS turn up to vote, and ALWAYS end up falling in line, even if they have to hold their nose while doing it. That’s how they keep winning elections they should lose.

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