Cerina 2,884 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Cats leave you dead animals because they pity your poor hunting skills. Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,971 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 I have to work today. Ugh. This is in no way abnormal, it's a normal work day. But ugh. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,967 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 100% the same. it's fucking awful. for a real one, though. we kept the kids up a bit later last night to get a head start the time change adjustment this weekend. in response, eli decided to wake up even earlier than usual. ready to blow my brains out. Link to post Share on other sites
Destiny Skywalker 2,244 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Darth Krawlie said: 100% the same. it's fucking awful. for a real one, though. we kept the kids up a bit later last night to get a head start the time change adjustment this weekend. in response, eli decided to wake up even earlier than usual. ready to blow my brains out. Oh yeah, that one is a trap. My son always pulls that one. Thirded on having to work today. Eff that nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,967 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 it's 10 am can we start drinking yet I'm still working from home so I can get away with it pretty easily Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,971 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 If you drink from a coffee mug, it’s like having coffee and they legally can’t complain* *don’t trust me Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 263 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: 100% the same. it's fucking awful. for a real one, though. we kept the kids up a bit later last night to get a head start the time change adjustment this weekend. in response, eli decided to wake up even earlier than usual. ready to blow my brains out. If it makes you feel any better, I respect your Super Mario World skills. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,967 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Ha, I just turned that game off a few minutes ago. Better than paying attention to a meeting I have nothing to do with! Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 699 Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 3 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: it's 10 am can we start drinking yet I'm still working from home so I can get away with it pretty easily I ran away for lunch today at a local brew pub and had a beer called Shark Attack and an Arrogant Bastard for lunch! Take that, work! Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 699 Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 BTW I broke my seal, so for the next couple hours I will be peeing every 15 minutes instead of working. I dedicate my pees to you Jacob. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,967 Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 I’m strangely honored Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,971 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Every time I touch my penis I dedicate it to Jacob Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,967 Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 That's the best thing anyone has ever said or done for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,967 Posted November 9, 2021 Share Posted November 9, 2021 My kids are turning on Nightmare Before Christmas for the 8000th time. I want to die. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,894 Posted November 10, 2021 Share Posted November 10, 2021 It sounds like you should go through one of the other doors. Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Spam 1,933 Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 Took my Prius to the dealership for service and got a ride to work. The lady who is my service advisor called to tell me my hybrid light came on. Like come on. I don’t want to buy a new battery yet. Turns out the guy who did the oil change messed with a wire and it tripped. But man. 4,000$ battery replacement was looking me straight in the eye today. Link to post Share on other sites
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