Destiny Skywalker Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 I think he's in a full body cast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share Posted July 20, 2021 Hahaha, I am just fine. But, you know… discretion and stuff. I had a very good time, relationship is still going very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 34 minutes ago, Tank said: Hahaha, I am just fine. But, you know… discretion and stuff. I had a very good time, relationship is still going very well. -10 internet points. There has to be some code/ treaty/ law against posting about going to Hedonism or whatever and then not posting about it. Can you at least talk about what you saw, not so much what you did? For example, I always think those places have a few token hot people, but the vast majority are all late-middle aged and overall not too attractive? Was it smelly? Remember the show Real Sex on HBO back in the 90s? There was one segment with legit hot women but most of the segments were all like, a bunch of unattractive, naked, old people naked having sex and playing bongos in the woods. That's kinda what I am picturing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share Posted July 20, 2021 There was about 200 people, all shapes and sizes (bodies and genitalia) and every level of attractiveness from uggo to fashion model. Most people were average to above average. Most everyone was very friendly and nice, but a lot of the dudes were a little bro-y for me. It did not smell, but they did have to add chlorine to the pool frequently to keep it from looking like the Ganges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Were people just boning openly while others stood sipping their margaritas and watching? That sort of thing. Or was it more go find somewhere private? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Was this a nudist thing or a swingers club? The closest experience I've had is having to take prison showers in a high school gym with zero partitions while doing Ragnar a few weeks ago. My teammates definitely hesitated, I said screw it and stripped and told them to pretend it was the fancy Korean ladies only spa. I just share this because the next 12 hours had a lot of jokes about prison showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted July 21, 2021 Author Share Posted July 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Odine said: Were people just boning openly while others stood sipping their margaritas and watching? That sort of thing. Or was it more go find somewhere private? Both 2 hours ago, Destiny Skywalker said: Was this a nudist thing or a swingers club? . BOTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 Pics or it didn't happen I kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zambingo Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 I hereby fully retract my assumption that trading lives with Tank only would drop a Hollywood career in my lap. No offense, no judgment, just dat boy a freak. Fly that flag, tho. Live your best life. LOL O.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 Translation: how many hands did you see the backs of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 my god don't be so explicit what if my children sorry torch it'll never not be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted July 22, 2021 Author Share Posted July 22, 2021 I saw enough backs of hands that it actually started to be the norm in my head. At times it got too normal and it wasn’t hot— until the naked girl with the margarita pitcher comes over and jiggles on your lap, fills your cup, and kisses your girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted July 23, 2021 Author Share Posted July 23, 2021 So KP and are kinda being public about being together on social media, so if you follow me on FB or IG, please have chill. I’ve definitely over shared here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Pfft like I post anything but puns anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 If you want to clean up or delete your posts, I don't think any of us would be offended. Like you said you thought it was just going to be rando antics, not meeting your person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 9 hours ago, Tank said: So KP and are kinda being public about being together on social media, so if you follow me on FB or IG, please have chill. I’ve definitely over shared here. I don’t think you have anything to fear from anyone who posts here. But there is a legitimate danger from whoever screwed Rock. If you want to have this thread edited or hidden, I’m willing to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Man I STILL wonder who the hell did that. Best guess is the guy who tried to get DEST fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Well, whomever did it is a pretty low, cowardly, and horrible human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted July 23, 2021 Author Share Posted July 23, 2021 35 minutes ago, Darth Krawlie said: Man I STILL wonder who the hell did that. Best guess is the guy who tried to get DEST fired. That would track given that they hated each other. At this pointing knowing only members can read stuff here I’m pretty sure this is a safe space… right? Also, not that he deserved it, but Rock had a bit of history being inappropriate toward women. There’s nothing in here KP would read that comes off bad. If anything it tracks me falling in love with her… but she might not like me giving every detail about her (our?) lifestyle hahaha. I’d be grounded for a minute, but she wouldn’t leave me. She’s reasonable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Tank said: Also, not that he deserved it, but Rock had a bit of history being inappropriate toward women. He was in love with that girl and someone showed her all his posts about her, right? Or did something else happen? He unfriended me, I hope he doesn't think it was me. I don't remember any other incidents other than that. I just remember he was super insecure about aging and how his body changed after all his health issues and probably just general adult lifestyle. I do remember him pining after that girl super bad and it was a bit much. Typical nice guy friend zone stuff where the guy can't take a hint and then gets mad when the girl finally blows up about it. It would be nice if everyone was more open and honest while still being kind, but everyone is afraid of rejection and no one wants to hurt anyone's feelings outright. So we settle for all these microaggressions and wonder why everyone freaks out when it finally comes to a head. (This is people behavior, not just men vs women.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted July 23, 2021 Author Share Posted July 23, 2021 Rock is a very good natured guy, but because of those problems he had trouble finding the right ways to talk to women. I don’t think he was predatory, but in trying to attract attention he sometimes come off the wrong way. Either way, whoever ratted him out was still out of line. I could show KP this entire thread and while she may be miffed and me sharing some of her private life, she wouldn’t be caught off guard by anything. Whatever I have typed here about how I feel about her, she knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 I mean, she sounds like a legend so.. I don't think you have anything to worry about. And that's the takeaway from this thread: Tank did stuff and it was hot wound up with a rad girlfriend. If I weren't married Id be jealous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Oh by the way I already forwarded this to her and long story short she’s in my bed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Darth Krawlie said: Oh by the way I already forwarded this to her and long story short she’s in my bed now. So your wife will finally be satisfied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 wocka wocka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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