Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Is there an entry about linens? Chocolate sauce? Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 No kidding. I generally like fan made wikis, I use them a lot of some of these big dumbass fantasy series I read. But to even MAKE an entry about BREAD? To think it's necessary? Good Lord. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 3 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 How about this page?https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 3 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Or this one?https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Tongue/Legends Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Guarantee whoever wrote those has never touched, let alone SEEN a tit in real life. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Arghhhh! Those are legends tits ......don't exist anymore. Disney got rid of them! Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 11 hours ago, Tank said: I’ve said it elsewhere, but the books in TLJ threw me for a minute. Same here. I thought that's what the holocrons were for. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 3 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Legends tits are the only tits that exist! Disney tits are false tits!Down with mouse tits! Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I wonder if the Twilek porn I watched is from Legends or not. Either way, the male performer ended up with a lot of blue paint on his, uh, 'lightsaber'. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,709 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I remember in one of the books that Luke was drinking hot chocolate after Lando, I think, introduced it to him. I want to say it was one of Hambly’s books because I stopped reading it pretty soon afterwards And that was basically guaranteed with her books. edit: Oh shit, it looks like it was in the Zhan books, so I did keep reading. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Hot_chocolate/Legends Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 ^I remember this as well. Is there an entry in there for eye rolls? Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 3 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Well, there is a "canon" tab in that article as well, so apparently Disney's LucasFilm didn't think much of steering clear of hot chocolate. I never got why everyone was so butt-hurt about that. I mean, there are ducks on Naboo. Earth ducks! Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 The difference is they go out of their way to talk about it. Like product placement. It's pointless. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 ducks on naboo, snakes and lizards and frogs on dagobah, but yeah, it's not HEY LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DUCK YOU GUYS THERE'S DUCKS ON NABOO. they're just there. and there doesn't need to be a fourteen paragraph wikipedia entry about. though now that I think about it, I do remember some consternation on this very board after TPM was released about panaka's line about being sitting ducks during the blockade run Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 3 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Not to mention that in the original novelization of Star Wars, Obi-Wan tells Luke that even a duck needs to learn how to swim. Luke responds, "What's a duck?" So it goes all the way back in 1976. I like that Wookieepedia has such a thorough dedication to its content. I've read too many wikis that are severely lacking in that department. If someone thinks articles about hot chocolate or bread or tongues or boobs is silly, they don't have to read them. Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 463 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 39 minutes ago, Darth Krawlie said: ducks on naboo, snakes and lizards and frogs on dagobah, but yeah, it's not HEY LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DUCK YOU GUYS THERE'S DUCKS ON NABOO. they're just there. and there doesn't need to be a fourteen paragraph wikipedia entry about. though now that I think about it, I do remember some consternation on this very board after TPM was released about panaka's line about being sitting ducks during the blockade run It's Hodgkin's Law of Parallel Planetary Development. Duh. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 45 minutes ago, Zerimar Nyliram said: Not to mention that in the original novelization of Star Wars, Obi-Wan tells Luke that even a duck needs to learn how to swim. Luke responds, "What's a duck?" So it goes all the way back in 1976. I like that Wookieepedia has such a thorough dedication to its content. I've read too many wikis that are severely lacking in that department. If someone thinks articles about hot chocolate or bread or tongues or boobs is silly, they don't have to read them. You can apply a passive answer like that to literally every discussion ever. Weak! If the entry talks about bread and how it has grains, then it doesn't need to be in there. I kinda thought that point was made already. Putting in an entry that's already in a regular dictionary, and has the same meaning and usage? Is it there a SW entry for dictionaries? Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 And who out there is thinking about how they need to look up bread on a Star Wars wiki? Who out there is think about how they need to WRITE about bread on a Star Wars wiki? Jesus. We’re all geeks here. We’re all a little nuts or dumb about the things we like. But come on. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 3 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Yes, we are. You said it, not I. Therefore, I see no reason for Jedi Goat's bitching. Just look at it, say, "Huh. That's weird," and move on. Stop acting like someone insulted your mother. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,444 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 soon as you stop being so defensive about it inb4 I'M NOT Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 29 minutes ago, Zerimar Nyliram said: Yes, we are. You said it, not I. Therefore, I see no reason for Jedi Goat's bitching. Just look at it, say, "Huh. That's weird," and move on. Stop acting like someone insulted your mother. Other than it being pointless and a waste of time? Is there an entry about zippers? What about buttons? How do those work? What about itching something? Or sneezing? How does that work in SW?? Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 15 minutes ago, Jacen123 said: Two idiots at SW Convention 2 were having this conversation while waiting in line to see an exhibit or something. Me and a friend were standing next to them. Went something like 'I wonder if Han was talking about the same hell we're use to or a separate hell that only exists in SW. And if he's not religious, why would he even say that to begin with?' My friend and I busted out laughing. My joy of SW was killed a little that day. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,709 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Did they see your SW joy in hell? Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 339 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 7 minutes ago, Jacen123 said: Did they see your SW joy in hell? Worse than hell. Link to post Share on other sites
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