Ms. Spam 1,821 Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 If you had that kind of power... I just got called Vanessa. Like Uh, my name is Jessica but you can call me whatever as long as you hang up fully from the call. Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 457 Posted December 13, 2020 Author Share Posted December 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Ms. Spam said: Not gonna lie, those baseball players are SECKSY What about Mister Love? Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,706 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 One semester, I had students with surnames of Gay and Dike in the same class. Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,411 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Right now there are 10-11 year olds in Central Ohio named Natas, Gannondorf, and Indiana Jones. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,420 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 There’s an Optimus Prime in the system at my job Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 320 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Nerds who thought when they were 10 that it would be cool to name their son Optimus Prime and somehow they never grew out of it? Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 457 Posted December 13, 2020 Author Share Posted December 13, 2020 Maybe Optimus Prime is simply a trans-person, and they identify as an Autobot. Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Spam 1,821 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 My brothers kid named his dog Darth and his kids name is Aniken Sky. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 320 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 61 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 I have had some good ones, but I currently have three siblings in my school with the last name pussey. The sister's names are something like Naveah and Triniti. The boy's name is Da'Money. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 320 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Hobbes said: I have had some good ones, but I currently have three siblings in my school with the last name pussey. The sister's names are something like Naveah and Triniti. The boys name is Da'Money. Da'Money Pussey. Lol. Thanks, mom and dad! Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Kid 37 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Jedigoat said: Da'Money Pussey. Lol. Thanks, mom and dad! As the only boy (I think?) in that crew , he was definitely going to have a "Boy Named Sue" complex if they didn't give him a badass first name. Link to post Share on other sites
Odine 1,009 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Just remembered I have a customer called Hugh Johnson. Not sure that name is unfortunate as much as it may be false advertising. Link to post Share on other sites
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