Ms. Spam 1,872 Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 If you had that kind of power... I just got called Vanessa. Like Uh, my name is Jessica but you can call me whatever as long as you hang up fully from the call. Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 581 Posted December 13, 2020 Author Share Posted December 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Ms. Spam said: Not gonna lie, those baseball players are SECKSY What about Mister Love? Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,823 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 One semester, I had students with surnames of Gay and Dike in the same class. Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,691 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Right now there are 10-11 year olds in Central Ohio named Natas, Gannondorf, and Indiana Jones. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,712 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 There’s an Optimus Prime in the system at my job Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 421 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Nerds who thought when they were 10 that it would be cool to name their son Optimus Prime and somehow they never grew out of it? Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 581 Posted December 13, 2020 Author Share Posted December 13, 2020 Maybe Optimus Prime is simply a trans-person, and they identify as an Autobot. Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Spam 1,872 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 My brothers kid named his dog Darth and his kids name is Aniken Sky. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 421 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 153 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 I have had some good ones, but I currently have three siblings in my school with the last name pussey. The sister's names are something like Naveah and Triniti. The boy's name is Da'Money. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 421 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Hobbes said: I have had some good ones, but I currently have three siblings in my school with the last name pussey. The sister's names are something like Naveah and Triniti. The boys name is Da'Money. Da'Money Pussey. Lol. Thanks, mom and dad! Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Kid 38 Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Jedigoat said: Da'Money Pussey. Lol. Thanks, mom and dad! As the only boy (I think?) in that crew , he was definitely going to have a "Boy Named Sue" complex if they didn't give him a badass first name. Link to post Share on other sites
Odine 1,077 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Just remembered I have a customer called Hugh Johnson. Not sure that name is unfortunate as much as it may be false advertising. Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 581 Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 The cashier at the grocery store near me is named Trucker on his name tag. I wonder if he has siblings named Ice and Road? Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,823 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 His poor mother. Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,691 Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 10 hours ago, Zathras said: The cashier at the grocery store near me is named Trucker on his name tag. I wonder if he has siblings named Ice and Road? Nope. His brothers are Factory Worker and Unemployed Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,017 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 "Tease" isn't so bad, but when you name your kid Richard like the parents of a former coworker did... Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,691 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 1 hour ago, Iceheart said: "Tease" isn't so bad, but when you name your kid Richard like the parents of a former coworker did... Was he one? Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,017 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 On 3/26/2021 at 3:45 PM, Fozzie said: Was he one? Not at all. Link to post Share on other sites
Sheep Murderer 114 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Professor Hittler. The best part was that he was actually very kind. Being born with that name probably forces you to roll with life. Link to post Share on other sites
Chalcedony 179 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 When I was a kid, we went to a church where the pastor's last name was Nipple, except he pronounced it Nye-pple. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,540 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Like a super white person, I have been re-watching FRIENDS. A frequent director has the last name BONERZ. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,823 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Have you learned what its like having them by watching? Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,540 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 I have not. But I remember the 90s better. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,823 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Damn. I was hoping you had some suggestions. Link to post Share on other sites
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