Ms. Spam Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 If you had that kind of power... I just got called Vanessa. Like Uh, my name is Jessica but you can call me whatever as long as you hang up fully from the call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted December 13, 2020 Author Share Posted December 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Ms. Spam said: Not gonna lie, those baseball players are SECKSY What about Mister Love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 One semester, I had students with surnames of Gay and Dike in the same class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Right now there are 10-11 year olds in Central Ohio named Natas, Gannondorf, and Indiana Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 There’s an Optimus Prime in the system at my job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Nerds who thought when they were 10 that it would be cool to name their son Optimus Prime and somehow they never grew out of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted December 13, 2020 Author Share Posted December 13, 2020 Maybe Optimus Prime is simply a trans-person, and they identify as an Autobot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 My brothers kid named his dog Darth and his kids name is Aniken Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 I have had some good ones, but I currently have three siblings in my school with the last name pussey. The sister's names are something like Naveah and Triniti. The boy's name is Da'Money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 6 hours ago, Hobbes said: I have had some good ones, but I currently have three siblings in my school with the last name pussey. The sister's names are something like Naveah and Triniti. The boys name is Da'Money. Da'Money Pussey. Lol. Thanks, mom and dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kid Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Jedigoat said: Da'Money Pussey. Lol. Thanks, mom and dad! As the only boy (I think?) in that crew , he was definitely going to have a "Boy Named Sue" complex if they didn't give him a badass first name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Just remembered I have a customer called Hugh Johnson. Not sure that name is unfortunate as much as it may be false advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted March 19, 2021 Author Share Posted March 19, 2021 The cashier at the grocery store near me is named Trucker on his name tag. I wonder if he has siblings named Ice and Road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 His poor mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 10 hours ago, Zathras said: The cashier at the grocery store near me is named Trucker on his name tag. I wonder if he has siblings named Ice and Road? Nope. His brothers are Factory Worker and Unemployed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 "Tease" isn't so bad, but when you name your kid Richard like the parents of a former coworker did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Iceheart said: "Tease" isn't so bad, but when you name your kid Richard like the parents of a former coworker did... Was he one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 On 3/26/2021 at 3:45 PM, Fozzie said: Was he one? Not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep Murderer Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Professor Hittler. The best part was that he was actually very kind. Being born with that name probably forces you to roll with life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalcedony Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 When I was a kid, we went to a church where the pastor's last name was Nipple, except he pronounced it Nye-pple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Like a super white person, I have been re-watching FRIENDS. A frequent director has the last name BONERZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Have you learned what its like having them by watching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 I have not. But I remember the 90s better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Damn. I was hoping you had some suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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