Zathras Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 So, probably the most unfortunate last name I have ever come across, was that of Raper. Not Roper. Not Draper. But Raper. This was a coworker, and the sad thing was he was the coolest dude. What is the worst last name you have encountered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 My aunt has a friend by the name of Richard Blower. He goes by Dick. I wish I were making this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 There's a huge RV seller in Indiana called Tom Raper. They advertise through the entire region. I'll have to spend some time thinking. I've seen some weird first names, but I can't think of weird last names right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 When we started dating, my husband legit had a friend named Richard Johnson. He also knew a girl whose name was Jennifer Glasscock, but she's married now and her last name is Nutting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Titcome or Titcum is pretty bad. But kind of silly. I went to a school with a guy called Richard Pain..(Dick Pain) poor fucker never lived that down. And another guy who's last name was Thrush.. he didn't get very far without being mercilessly savaged by the other students. But I feel as though first name/second name combos are invalid here. Raper is for sure the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 My husband giggles every time I mention Missy Aycock, a former sorority sister. I grew up with kids with the last name Butt and Butz. Obviously one of them was nicknamed Seymour. I work with a Richard Johnson. Super nice guy. I should go look into the work directory, there's gotta be someone out of 130k people with an unfortunate name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 At my high school there was a teacher named Mrs. Fagg. We had some people in our neighborhood whose last name was Christmas. No biggy, right? They named their youngest daughter Mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Dick Butkus is an all time great name I've always liked the last name Fuchs. Sure it's pronounced "fewks," but it sure doesn't look like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kid Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 6 hours ago, RUAJedi2 said: At my high school there was a teacher named Mrs. Fagg. This one is at top of my list as well. There is an officer in my unit named Fagg. We're all hoping he gets promoted to Major soon. Honorable mentions: Jonutz, Bigler, and Sickendick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 I work in a call center at night.... Tinkle. Mrs. Tinkle. And I giggled like a school girl and made sure to say Mrs. Tinkle after EVERY question. And then when I worked at Cici's Pizza as a manager there was the unfortunate Indian man who's special request pizza for a spinach pizza with pineapples, jalepenos, bell pepper and onion was requested and his name was Gopee. And his really unfortunate brothers name Anil who's special request pizza was the same thing plus banana peppers and olives. EW. Also wtf is with people who spell names WACK. Like the name Khrystahl. Or anything that's a variation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 I used to know an old hippie named Wind Dancer. That was her legal name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.CAllen Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 On 11/11/2014 at 1:19 PM, Guest tom63uk said: My mums uncle was eric gotobed who lived in little snoring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 11 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: Dick Butkus is an all time great name I've always liked the last name Fuchs. Sure it's pronounced "fewks," but it sure doesn't look like it. I know a Fuchs, but she pronounces it like fox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted December 11, 2020 Author Share Posted December 11, 2020 20 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: When I was a kid, it was always fun to look up people with the last name Batman, and call them asking for Robin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 My maiden name is Boatman (which btw people can't spell either because people are completely incompetent), and sometimes people misread it as Batman. I rarely corrected them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 My maiden name looks like someone sneezed in Czech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 i'll sneeze in ur check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 My last name should probably be pronounced closer to “Share Er” but since my family is from Southern Ohio, it’s pronounced Sheer, which rhymes with beer. People are never close to either pronunciation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Vintage baseball cards always provide us with a treasure trove of inappropriate names, coupled with some creepy looking dudes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zathras Posted December 12, 2020 Author Share Posted December 12, 2020 https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/100-most-unfortunate-names-in-human-history/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ms. Spam Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Not gonna lie, those baseball players are SECKSY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Some of those yearbook pics reminded me - I went to school with a kid named Honri (ON-ree) Dicks, and EVERY SINGLE YEAR our yearbook editors put it in as Horni Dicks because of course they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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