Jedigoat Posted November 14, 2020 Author Share Posted November 14, 2020 Man, I missed being up off the ground while driving. Having more space in general. I know it sounds silly but I never felt good about driving a Ford Focus. The thing is just too small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Your mom is Grand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted November 14, 2020 Author Share Posted November 14, 2020 17 minutes ago, Fozzie said: Your mom is Grand Your mom is 4X4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Your mom is automatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 On 11/13/2020 at 4:33 PM, Jedigoat said: Man, I missed being up off the ground while driving. Having more space in general. I know it sounds silly but I never felt good about driving a Ford Focus. The thing is just too small. Man, I missed being up off your mom while driving. Having more space in your mom. I know it sounds filly bit I never felt good about your mom. Your mom is just too small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted November 15, 2020 Author Share Posted November 15, 2020 I made it easy for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Your mom made it easy okay I’ll stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted November 16, 2020 Author Share Posted November 16, 2020 Your mom didn't stop last night, Trebek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery, and Alex Trebek are all dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted November 21, 2020 Author Share Posted November 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Zathras said: Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery, and Alex Trebek are all dead. Playing Jeopardy in heaven. Burt Reynolds: Who is, ah, Scooby Doo? Alex Trebek: No. Burt Reynolds: That was a funny dog, Scooby Doo. He drove around in a van and, ah,solved mysteries. Alex Trebek: That is incorrect. Burt Reynolds: No, that’s correct. I remember he had a pal, Scrappy Doo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 On 11/13/2020 at 5:33 PM, Jedigoat said: Man, I missed being up off the ground while driving. Having more space in general. I know it sounds silly but I never felt good about driving a Ford Focus. The thing is just too small. I am the exact opposite. My car is less than a foot off the ground. I love being able to park wherever and zipping in and out of traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 On 11/20/2020 at 9:20 PM, Hobbes said: I am the exact opposite. My car is less than a foot off the ground. I love being able to park wherever and zipping in and out of traffic. Around here, you can park anywhere no matter what you drive. And zipping in and out of traffic? I'm not a douchebag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Jedigoat said: I'm not a douchebag. Liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted November 22, 2020 Author Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Fozzie said: Liar. In the realm of traffic and zipping in and out of it, I'm not. Everywhere else? Maybe. Probably. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Jedigoat said: In the realm of traffic and zipping in and out of it, I'm not. Everywhere else? Maybe. Probably. Yes. Okay. I'll allow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 I zip in and out of your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, Darth Krawlie said: I zip in and out of your mom I heard it’s a pretty quick trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 still gets me there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted November 23, 2020 Author Share Posted November 23, 2020 18 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: still gets me there "Jesus, Jacob. It's not a race." -- Goat's Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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