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Well, it's only fitting that his post would be bastdoordized.

This is the dumbest and greatest question of allllllll time. 

The rightererer decision would have been to make more. 

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15 minutes ago, Fozzie said:

Porkins has been canon forever.

I wonder if the actor was cast because of his proportions.  I'm surprised Dennis Lawson wasn't named Twiggy or something. 

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We know he would probably already know this but since Z isn't here to look this up but I wonder if there's a stupid 'in-universe' explanation for seeing the zippers on the Ewok costumes. 

I've barely only noticed it once or twice, and even still I wasn't totally convinced that it was a zipper seam. 

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7 hours ago, Lord Darth Hunter said:

What if Jabba had accepted Luke’s initial offer and released Han after Luke gave him R2 and Threepio as a gift? 

There's been several debates, my favorite being a part of the scriptnotes podcast, that ask the question-- just what exactly was Luke's plan? Because on the skiff he acts like all is going just as he wanted-- so Leia getting made a slave, unthawing Han, him and Chewie in the dungeon, and Luke almost getting eaten by the rancor were all part of an exact plan? Okay, Luke. Sure.

Lando and Leia embedding themselves as bounty hunters, placing the droids, and R2 smuggling in a lightsaber seem like the beginnings of a plan. But Leia unfreezing Han when she did, the Rancor, and the Sarlacc don't strike me as part of that plan.

 

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54 minutes ago, Tank said:

There's been several debates, my favorite being a part of the scriptnotes podcast, that ask the question-- just what exactly was Luke's plan? Because on the skiff he acts like all is going just as he wanted-- so Leia getting made a slave, unthawing Han, him and Chewie in the dungeon, and Luke almost getting eaten by the rancor were all part of an exact plan? Okay, Luke. Sure.

Lando and Leia embedding themselves as bounty hunters, placing the droids, and R2 smuggling in a lightsaber seem like the beginnings of a plan. But Leia unfreezing Han when she did, the Rancor, and the Sarlacc don't strike me as part of that plan.

 

Leia fucked up thawing Han when she did, then?

  

32 minutes ago, The Choc said:

Luke can see the future. 

In other words like all other issues, its the Force. 

ALways in motion is the future.  Maybe he was winging it until he got his lightsaber, and that's when he finally knew things were go his way?

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It doesn't make sense that Luke would've given his lightsaber to R2 anyway. Why wouldn't he just carry it in with him?

I feel like we had this conversation earlier in the thread but I'll be damned if I'm going to look for it.

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I mean, maybe Jabba has serious weapon scanners... you know, that every bounty hunter with blasters and detonators just walks past.

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On 3/20/2021 at 11:05 PM, Zathras said:

Is it me or is it boring without anyone left to constantly defend the EU?

Let me see if I can fill in.......

Well you see, in the book Tales From Jabbas Palace Volume 38, Chapter 332, it's widely established that all prisoners and slaves are escorted via skiff to the Sarlaac.   And it's customary for droids to always watch Salaac feedings from the front row!   So clearly Luke already knew it would pan out that way.

I can't believe none of you knew that. I mean, am I the only SW fan in here?   

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Was Leia's plan separate from Luke's?   She just decided to free Han and make a run for it.  Didn't work.  

So Luke decides 'fuck it, I'm going in there'.  His basic plan could have been he knew about Jabba's habit of feeding prisoners to the Sarlaac.  So he may have just figured hey, get us all outside, together, and I'll take allllllll these mofos down!   

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1 hour ago, Zathras said:

Did Han think Leia, Lando, and Luke acted like a bunch of amateurs when they rescued him?

Of course.  Everyone is an amateur to him. 

After the rescue, and they told him how they did it, he probably was like WTF?!

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