Jedigoat Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Did Han Solo gain weight while frozen in carbonite? What did he eat? Carbonite? Was he eating his way out to free himself? 'Dumbest question in the thread' winner right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 28, 2021 Author Share Posted May 28, 2021 WELL ACTUALLY THE CARBONITE SYSTEM FES HKM CINSTANTLU TO MAKE SURE HE STAYED ALIVE IT MAKES AENSE JABBA WOULD BE MAD IF HE DIED IF IBLY YOU READ 71 obscure BOOKS ITS OJ WOOOOOKKIEPEDIEa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 28, 2021 Author Share Posted May 28, 2021 this will never not be funny, here or anywhere else on the internet or anywhere Star Wars fans gather in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 26 minutes ago, Darth Krawlie said: WELL ACTUALLY THE CARBONITE SYSTEM FES HKM CINSTANTLU TO MAKE SURE HE STAYED ALIVE IT MAKES AENSE JABBA WOULD BE MAD IF HE DIED IF IBLY YOU READ 71 obscure BOOKS ITS OJ WOOOOOKKIEPEDIEa U don no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 #makesolo2happen, what's that about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Wouldn't Solo 2 be Duo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 I just figured someone wasn't letting him take a dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted May 28, 2021 Author Share Posted May 28, 2021 I just took a dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Someday that will be trending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 7 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: I just took a dump. And it was more satisfying than Solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Bandwagon comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 I gave Solo a shot and it was guilty of the worst crime for a movie - I was bored. It’s the only Star Wars movie that has ever completely bored me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 25 minutes ago, Fozzie said: I gave Solo a shot and it was guilty of the worst crime for a movie - I was bored. It’s the only Star Wars movie that has ever completely bored me. Even when Chewie and Han showered together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 I thought Solo was a pretty fun adventure movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 For me, the problem with Solo was the fan service. They did need to hit every single beat of his back story in one movie. Taking all the winks and nods to the lore, made it compete with the story. So he deserts from the Empire, meets Chewie, meets Lando, makes the Kessel run, and wins the Falcon within the span of a few days. It made it feel like he was literally about to go do his run for Jabba right ahead of ANH even though there was still a decade to go. I liked the basic heist story, thought there were some really cool moments, I even liked the new characters, but it basically all felt like it was just to establish a character we already knew. I’ve watched it a few times, and enjoy it, but it doesn’t really add anything to the method so it ends up feeling a little pointless. If they had made the same movie, but made it Lando’s backstory it would have worked better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 I don’t want to ruin this thread by turning it into being all about my opinions. This is a group discussion, not a Solo one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Chewie is freakishly large but take away all that fur, he'd look frail as fuck. Just as Peter Mayhew did. Chewie isn't tossing stormtroopers anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 His secret weapon is cocaine. Gives him super strength. Why else would he hang out with a drug smuggler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Solo was a decent popcorn flick. I expected worse, and was pleasantly surprised I didn't hate it. Not perfect by a long shot, and wholly unnecessary, but it did keep my interest for 2 hours, and left me wanting to see a Lando movie follow up. I think it is better than TROS, TLJ, and TPM, and is basically the third best of the Disney Star Wars movies, after Rogue One and TFA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Tank said: For me, the problem with Solo was the fan service. They did need to hit every single beat of his back story in one movie. Taking all the winks and nods to the lore, made it compete with the story. So he deserts from the Empire, meets Chewie, meets Lando, makes the Kessel run, and wins the Falcon within the span of a few days. It made it feel like he was literally about to go do his run for Jabba right ahead of ANH even though there was still a decade to go. I liked the basic heist story, thought there were some really cool moments, I even liked the new characters, but it basically all felt like it was just to establish a character we already knew. I’ve watched it a few times, and enjoy it, but it doesn’t really add anything to the method so it ends up feeling a little pointless. If they had made the same movie, but made it Lando’s backstory it would have worked better. Yeah, its not perfect. This is probably gonna draw some flack but I'd put it right around the same level as Mandalorian. In fact I'm more much looking forward to the Lando series than any of the Mando adjacent stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 The nice thing about what Disney is doing is that there’s something for everyone. I didn’t love Mando as much as everyone else - I didn’t even watch season 2 until months later, and only when my entire family watched it. Solo seemed like a generic sci-fi movie with a Star Wars skin slapped on it. I enjoyed Rogue One until the last few minutes, and then I hated the Vader stuff. So my opinions are obviously very different than a lot of people here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 I'm not going to disagree with anyone's complaints except for the 'it isn't necessary' goofiness. None of this is necessary. Additionally, I have been craving Solo stories since I've been watching SW. When I discovered the Han Solo trilogy books, which was probably around 1989 in a used book store, I lost my freaking mind. Bring em on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 13 hours ago, Jedigoat said: I'm not going to disagree with anyone's complaints except for the 'it isn't necessary' goofiness. None of this is necessary. Additionally, I have been craving Solo stories since I've been watching SW. When I discovered the Han Solo trilogy books, which was probably around 1989 in a used book store, I lost my freaking mind. Bring em on! A time traveler from a dark future timeline told me that the prequels were absolutely necessary. Without them, George Lucas would have ended up committing genocide on a level never seen in human history. Thankfully he got to live vicariously through his creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 My biggest regret in life came last night after watching a goddamn YouTube video of some SW fan page nerd. It's no wonder so much of fandom is up in arms when they're being fed this random fan opinion served up as fact. Kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Darth Hunter Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Why would Han and Luke ditch the trooper armor after getting out of the garbage compactor in ANH? Wouldn’t it be advantageous to continue trying to use it to hide in plain sight while running around the Death Star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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