Lord Darth Hunter Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 I always figured Leia and Lando had a plan that didn’t involve Luke: Lando establishes himself within the palace first. Then Leia gets in with the ruse of having captured Chewbacca. She thaws Han and they get out. While Jabba and his cohorts are busy freaking out over Han and Leia escaping, Lando frees Chewie and they slip out with the droids. No need for Luke. It’s not until that goes all to hell that Luke needs to get involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Lord Darth Hunter said: I always figured Leia and Lando had a plan that didn’t involve Luke: Lando establishes himself within the palace first. Then Leia gets in with the ruse of having captured Chewbacca. She thaws Han and they get out. While Jabba and his cohorts are busy freaking out over Han and Leia escaping, Lando frees Chewie and they slip out with the droids. No need for Luke. It’s not until that goes all to hell that Luke needs to get involved. Considering Luke had his ass handed to him and they had to rescue Luke at the end of TESB, it makes sense they had a Plan B (or A?), because they weren't convinced Luke could pull off a rescue. Joke's on them, though because Luke rescued them after Leia fucked shit up. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Plan C: Lobot walks into Jabba's Palace like John Wick entering the night club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Jedigoat said: Plan C: Lobot walks into Jabba's Palace like John Wick entering the night club. Now that should be canon. Lobot laying waste too hideous or description! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 with any luck we'll be getting a lobot disney+ show, but only after one of the touring escapades of Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Darth Krawlie said: with any luck we'll be getting a lobot disney+ show, but only after one of the touring escapades of Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes A rock documentary style would be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Jedigoat said: A rock documentary style would be hilarious. Soundtrack by Limp Bizkit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Who's the bigger chart topper? Modal Nodes? Max Rebo? Jabba's Palace is a better venue than the Cantina, so probably Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 Yeah, the Modal Nodes are more like the cover band that comes to play local bars every Friday night. They're good enough to drink to, maybe even dance if you're so inclined, recognized in the local area, but they're not hit makers. They record their own original stuff, but no one really cares about that. Max Rebo is definitely a touring band, with recognizable hits. How could you not with Sy Snootles singing? Signing her was a coup for Max, definitely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 No way, just think about the 2 bands? Everyone knows the song from the Cantina, its famous. The song they play in Jabbas palace, not nearly as good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Jabba pays more. Guaranteed. The cantina owner has significantly less income flow. Maybe Jabba owns the Cantina though. Probably. Anyway, Krawlie's band bios sound most reasonable. But what about the techno jams at the Coruscant disco? Or the space Reggae band in Force Awakens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 15 minutes ago, The Choc said: No way, just think about the 2 bands? Everyone knows the song from the Cantina, its famous. The song they play in Jabbas palace, not nearly as good. Agreed for real, I'm just bullshitting in universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Lapti Nek bangs. Stop lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 25, 2021 Author Share Posted March 25, 2021 I hate you EDIT: wait is lapti nek the pre-SE song? cuz that one was better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 If you don't know, then fuck you, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 The best band actually was the band in Maz's place, that was a cool song they played. And actually its the only bar type place in all of Star Wars that I'd actually want to hang out in. Actually that wouldn't be a bad thing to rank. Where to hang out in Star Wars. Off the top of my head I can think of That club where Obi Wan and Anakin capture the shape shifter Dex's Diner The Cantina Jabbas Palace Maz's Castle The Casino on Canto Bight The bad guys ship from Solo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Yub Nub could be a huge hit if only the Ewoks weren't so primitive. A talent scout went there to get them signed and recorded but Logray and Chief Chirpa fucking ate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Fuck all that, give me Nick the Lounge SInger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 He's appropriating alien music. Canceled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 I would much prefer going to the Coruscant opera house than either the Cantina or Jabba's palace. Those places just feel a little too likely to end up in geting killed or witnessing a killing, at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 32 minutes ago, Jacen123 said: I would much prefer going to the Coruscant opera house than either the Cantina or Jabba's palace. Those places just feel a little too likely to end up in geting killed or witnessing a killing, at the very least. They wouldn't let you in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, Jedigoat said: They wouldn't let you in. And the others wouldn't let you leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted March 26, 2021 Author Share Posted March 26, 2021 jabba's palace is hotel california confirmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Is Squid Head really a Mind Flayer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Darth Hunter Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 All aboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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