Zathras Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Does Han have to take Chewie in every 2 months to the vet in order to express his anal glands? Wookie dingleberries must be epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Darth Hunter Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Zathras said: X wings and Y wings are straight forward, and I kinda see the A in A wings, but I don't see a B in the B wing. Where the fuck is it? It should’ve been the T-wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Fozzie said: You know Chewie is totally packing, too. He doesn't actually have legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 14 hours ago, Zathras said: Uppercase I, or lowercase i? Depends if you buy the real version or the powerwheels version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 14 hours ago, Tank said: Is he though? Because if he's not wearing clothes, and that were true, we'd know. I'm way more concerned by how gross his seat in the Falcon's cockpit must be. Maybe it pops out 'lipstick case' style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbleh Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 18 hours ago, Zathras said: X wings and Y wings are straight forward, and I kinda see the A in A wings, but I don't see a B in the B wing. Where the fuck is it? You can see B shapes on a B-wing if you look hard enough, but what I find interesting (and good) is that characters saying "X-wing" etc. in the OT is extremely rare An Imperial underling says "X-wing class" in ESB when Luke is approaching Cloud City and Lando says "TIE fighters" during the flight in to the second Death Star, but they might the only times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 14 hours ago, Zathras said: Does Han have to take Chewie in every 2 months to the vet in order to express his anal glands? Wookie dingleberries must be epic. No, they’re close enough that Han does it himself. Mostly just for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 I'm with LDH, though. I think it should have been called a T wing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Zathras said: I'm with LDH, though. I think it should have been called a T wing. A crucifix-wing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Jesus wing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Zathras said: Jesus wing? Hey if hell exists, then why not. HEAD CANON! Wait, Jesus wings? Did he drink a Red Bull? Man, imagine how many more miracles he could have accomplished..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Apparently he didn't drink enough red bull to perform a miracle on the PT to keep it from sucking! Hey-yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Zathras said: Apparently he didn't drink enough red bull to perform a miracle on the PT to keep it from sucking! Hey-yo! Thanks a lot, Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Hell doesn't actually exist in Star Wars apart from in Corellian mythology. Chaos exists, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 7 hours ago, Jedigoat said: Maybe it pops out 'lipstick case' style. That's what I was thinking: Wookiees have no hang, plus thick fur helps to conceal it. The same must be true of Ewoks, wampas, and other such creatures seen in the buff on screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Wookiee penises are covered in the same hair the rest of their body has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 You guys are all clueless. There is no sex in Star Wars. Babies are brought by mynocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Zerimar Nyliram said: Hell doesn't actually exist in Star Wars apart from in Corellian mythology. Chaos exists, though. Is that what Lawrence Kasdan told you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 In Star Wars when the Falcon leaves the Death Star why do they have to destroy the 4 TIE fighters? Why can't they just jump to hyper space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 24 minutes ago, The Choc said: In Star Wars when the Falcon leaves the Death Star why do they have to destroy the 4 TIE fighters? Why can't they just jump to hyper space? THey were saving light speed skipping for TROS? Or, the Holdo Maneuver was a 1 in a million chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Zathras said: THey were saving light speed skipping for TROS? Or, the Holdo Maneuver was a 1 in a million chance? Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 What if it was? What if it was EXACTLY like dusting crops. Also, what are you dusting when your crop is sucking moisture out of the air? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Its not surprising Han doesn't know the finer points of moisture farming. Hes kind of an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Darth Hunter Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Vader had consistently been shown through the whole battle that he was the best pilot. Once he had you in his sights you were done. So why is it that once he got a lock on Luke and fired, the shots went nowhere? And don’t say Han came to the rescue because Vader got the shots off before the Falcon ever got involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted February 5, 2021 Author Share Posted February 5, 2021 That’s one of the first questions in this whole thread. Even the immaculate wookieepedia is too scared to answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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