Zathras Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Am I the only one here disturbed that Jame (Darth Vader) Earl Jones reads the bible on pray.com? All I can imagine is Darth Vader saying "I find your lack of faith in our Lord and Savior, disturbing!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 hours ago, The Choc said: Can you get STDs from droids? The original computer virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 There used to be a Wookieepedia article about sex. They took it down a few years ago, most likely to people being immature about it. I actually found it interesting, because it pointed out things I'd never taken notice of before, such as so-and-so and so-and-so being shown in a comic book as naked under the covers, suggesting they'd just had sex, or the part in Tartakovsky's Clone Wars where the light shuts off in Anakin's and Padme's apartment, suggesting they were getting intimate and mentioning that some fans believed this was when Luke and Leia were conceived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share Posted January 27, 2021 it better have included what position they used otherwise it's CRAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Sounds like some type of captain obvious audio commentary. Huh. Lights go off means sex? Maybe they forgot to pay their space electricity bill. Chewbaccapedia probably covers this, I assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Maybe those hundred Palpatines orgied out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Tank said: Maybe those hundred Palpatines orgied out. That's where Rey came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Darth Hunter Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Back to dumb questions... In ESB Vader hires the bounty hunters to “find the Millennium Falcon.” Immediately upon giving them their instructions, the Admiral rushes up to Vader and tells him they found the Falcon. At this point wouldn’t all the bounty hunters just look at each other and say, well, I guess that’s that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Lord Darth Hunter said: Back to dumb questions... In ESB Vader hires the bounty hunters to “find the Millennium Falcon.” Immediately upon giving them their instructions, the Admiral rushes up to Vader and tells him they found the Falcon. At this point wouldn’t all the bounty hunters just look at each other and say, well, I guess that’s that? And I always assumed Fett knows Han, like he knew some of Han's tricks and that's how he was able to track him. We haven't seen this yet on screen, but didn't we always assume, growing up, that they knew each other? Hopefully their paths cross in some upcoming TV series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 I assume they hung out on the Executor to see how the chase played out. Once it was over, it would have been apparent that the bounty was still game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 I figured they just went to the commissary to hang out until they decided what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Jedigoat said: I figured they just went to the commissary to hang out until they decided what to do. They banged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Darth Hunter Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Jedigoat said: And I always assumed Fett knows Han, like he knew some of Han's tricks and that's how he was able to track him. We haven't seen this yet on screen, but didn't we always assume, growing up, that they knew each other? Hopefully their paths cross in some upcoming TV series. I always thought there was major history between Han, Lando and Fett. I was hoping we'd see some of that when they made Solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 33 minutes ago, Fozzie said: They banged. It gets lonely out there in deep space. They could reprogram IG-88 to be their sex droid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 IN ANH, why is R5D4 called an R2 unit? Wouldn't he be an R5 unit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 29, 2021 Author Share Posted January 29, 2021 wouldn't you run out of call signs for these kinds of droids pretty quick before it becomes unwieldy hey meet my droid, R2-F3868282900054 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 X wings and Y wings are straight forward, and I kinda see the A in A wings, but I don't see a B in the B wing. Where the fuck is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 The Millennium Falcon should have been called a O-wing. They fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted January 30, 2021 Author Share Posted January 30, 2021 between Han and Lando, I bet there's been a whole lot of Os on that ship, if you know what I mean mostly Chewbacca's Os I bet where's the wookieepedia entry on wookiee sex life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 I am sure if there is a shower on the Falcon, Han and Chewie showered together more than once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 And the rebel transport should be an I-Wing. Yeah, I'm still going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Uppercase I, or lowercase i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Darth Krawlie said: between Han and Lando, I bet there's been a whole lot of Os on that ship, if you know what I mean mostly Chewbacca's Os I bet where's the wookieepedia entry on wookiee sex life? No homo/furry, I've often wondered how Wookiees hide their junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 15 minutes ago, Zerimar Nyliram said: No homo/furry, I've often wondered how Wookiees hide their junk. You know Chewie is totally packing, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Is he though? Because if he's not wearing clothes, and that were true, we'd know. I'm way more concerned by how gross his seat in the Falcon's cockpit must be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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