Spider-Man Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 My two kittens, now several months old, are pouting in my room because they fucking obliterated my Christmas tree. I know. Christmas?! Well, last year I was packed to move throughout November and December, because the apartment my family and I were moving into was supposed to be ready in November and then that changed to December. The property had told me it would be ready in the first week in December. Then it became the second week. Then... you get it. Well, I refused to not have Christmas decorations nor Christmas and so I put my tree up with like a week left and then had to take it down the day after to finally move. I love Christmas. I’m even unintentionally and maybe unfortunately (for my wife) aging into a Santa weight wise and with my greying beard. I thought that this year I would make certain to have my god damn Christmastime. That’s very merry sounding I know. So I put up my tree on election night. I figured I could reclaim the season from how short it was for me last year and to lift my spirits over the dread of that particular night. Well, my cats had other ideas. I awoke this morning to discover they had pulled almost all of the ornaments off, broke some ornaments, bent branches so much the connections to the trunk are shot, and even tried to pull my metallic rainbow star off of the top. So what is left of my tree looks like something from the Nightmare Before Christmas. With all the stress of 2020, the election, and the whole I’m going reclaim this season emotional drive, I literally cried over the tree this morning. At this moment however all I can do is laugh about how on point the entire event was for this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 Home wreckin' hussies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 Licking my elbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 yelling at us because we didn't save her any of the salmon we had for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Spider-Man said: My two kittens, now several months old, are pouting in my room because they fucking obliterated my Christmas tree. I know. Christmas?! Well, last year I was packed to move throughout November and December, because the apartment my family and I were moving into was supposed to be ready in November and then that changed to December. The property had told me it would be ready in the first week in December. Then it became the second week. Then... you get it. Well, I refused to not have Christmas decorations nor Christmas and so I put my tree up with like a week left and then had to take it down the day after to finally move. I love Christmas. I’m even unintentionally and maybe unfortunately (for my wife) aging into a Santa weight wise and with my greying beard. I thought that this year I would make certain to have my god damn Christmastime. That’s very merry sounding I know. So I put up my tree on election night. I figured I could reclaim the season from how short it was for me last year and to lift my spirits over the dread of that particular night. Well, my cats had other ideas. I awoke this morning to discover they had pulled almost all of the ornaments off, broke some ornaments, bent branches so much the connections to the trunk are shot, and even tried to pull my metallic rainbow star off of the top. So what is left of my tree looks like something from the Nightmare Before Christmas. With all the stress of 2020, the election, and the whole I’m going reclaim this season emotional drive, I literally cried over the tree this morning. At this moment however all I can do is laugh about how on point the entire event was for this year. This is why we bought a cheap 4’ tree and Dollar Tree ornaments. The good tree and good ornaments are staying in storage with three kittens in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 Current situation on my foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 Apollo says "Why? Why do you humiliate me. I AM NOT A SHRINER." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamevet Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 Bringing me her squeaky toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 PLEASE ACCEMPT MY GIFT. Oh and my ***holes are screaming at the dog that just peed on the gate to my patio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 Luna sez "Dafuq you lookin' at?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamevet Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Annee (woah!) has a sister! If she won't turn to the pup side, then maybe her sister will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Boots staring at me. "Feed me Dreamies TM, mortal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamevet Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 He’s a handsome kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Cats are so elegant and dignified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Licc the furry pineapple! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Luna got spayed yesterday. Poor pupper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Poor Luna :-( All the cats are sleeping. A nap sounds like a hell of a good idea, honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 I will put decorations on the tree once I know how the two new cats do with trees. This is Pootapotamus and Shebas first tree. The other two just like to taste. Not climb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 11/6/2020 at 11:44 AM, RUAJedi2 said: Luna sez "Dafuq you lookin' at?" That's a LOVELY pink belly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Mine LOVE trees. Jesus will still try to eat stuff but for the most part, they just like to sleep under it. Their first Christmas together was in my ex-house with hardwood floors. Every day, they absolutely ruined the gifts and tree skirt arrangement so after a week, I kept the gifts upstairs and let the tree skirt be their bed. This is really all they want for the holiday is a tree to sleep under. For me, it's just not worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 So far the tree is still standing. There's been some orange bois tasting it and Pootapotamus likes to lay on it. We will see. I really don't want my glass ornaments broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Apollo hiding under the tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Apollo! That's a great name for a cat. Why do I feel like I've posted this already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 Eris being fabulous (and why are all the cat pics taken when they are on the bed?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamevet Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 7 hours ago, monkeygirl said: Mine LOVE trees. Jesus will still try to eat stuff but for the most part, they just like to sleep under it. Their first Christmas together was in my ex-house with hardwood floors. Every day, they absolutely ruined the gifts and tree skirt arrangement so after a week, I kept the gifts upstairs and let the tree skirt be their bed. This is really all they want for the holiday is a tree to sleep under. For me, it's just not worth it My lab has already retrieved two ornaments off of the tree. We'll see how far she takes it. I'm almost afraid to put gifts under the tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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