Odine Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 What are your favourite one liners? Feel free to give context to the scenes. I'll add mine later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 "The best relationships are the ones where no one wears any pants."A piece of advice someone gave me once about egalitarianism . . . and possibly sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted September 4, 2020 Author Share Posted September 4, 2020 I was thinking from film specifically but I'm into broadening the scope to include IRL pearls of wisdom if they are one liners too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerimar Nyliram Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Oh. Well, see, you need to specify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted September 4, 2020 Author Share Posted September 4, 2020 Yes sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 "Durkah durkah, muhammad jihad." - Team America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Basically every line by Ash in Army of Darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted September 5, 2020 Author Share Posted September 5, 2020 I cant remember which Bond it is, think it's Sean Connery, and he electrocutes a guy in a bath by dropping a radio in or something and goes "shocking". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbleh Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 "you brought two too many" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 There's always the Princess Bride "You keep using that word. I don't think you know what that word means". I also love Geico's commercial with the old lady with stuff posted all over her living room wall and the lady says "That's now how that works". My personal oneliners my kids regurgitate are: "I am down wit' your jiggy jiggy jive" "this ain't no disco" "I hear what you're screamin'" and "scurby scurby scurvy" which I use a lot when it's hard to get up off the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 When I am having a good day and things are going well...."Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 6, 2020 Share Posted September 6, 2020 "Hold on to your butts!" - Samuel L. Jackson, Jurassic Park. Absolute classic in my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Wicket Posted September 7, 2020 Share Posted September 7, 2020 Wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 "Hold on to your butts!" - Samuel L. Jackson, Jurassic Park. Absolute classic in my family.Same here! Use it all the time. We also use a lot of TFA quotes in parenting. "No. No. The one I'm pointing to!""That's not how the ______ works!!""That was lucky!""Droid, please!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. Not from a movie, but... it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Did you hear about the mohel who never charged for a circumcision? He only took tips. is this thing on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 Well, I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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