Tank Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I still stand by that statement. Especially 15ish years ago. You looked exactly like human Shrek. Which is a good thing, btw! No it isn't. You're destroying lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Calm down, Mr. Fieri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 jesus christ reese you're murdering him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I always thought you looked kind of like Adam Baldwin with a long beard, Choc. Just basing it on your avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I always thought you looked kind of like Adam Baldwin with a long beard, Choc. Just basing it on your avatar. I guess that would be good. Since I've grown the beard I've been told Ryan Fitzpatrick, if you are a football fan. In the past I've also been told Mel Gibson, Edward Norton and Matthew Perry. Although those are all a pretty long time ago. But nothing comes even a million miles to how often I heard from half drunk girls that I looked like "Pacey". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 When I was young and my face was rounder I used to get Leonardo DiCaprio which always annoyed the shit out of me. Mostly cause any resemblance I had to him certainly did not result in an abundance of tail. I also used to get Kevin Bacon, mostly from my mates being smartasses. And my wife said I kind of look like the guy who played Peter Quinn in Homeland. So whatever a mashup of those faces maybe has some accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Well, Choc, I would take any of those over what my search results were on this site! Goddam I am a mess, if I really look like the celebs that came up for me. LOLÂ https://starbyface.com/Â Have fun crushing your own egos, people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Hey I did ok with that site.My top 4 matches were: Justin Verlander, Prince Harry, Aaron Eckhart and John Krasinski.  Three of those guys are married to Kate Upton, Meghan Markle and Emily Blunt. So pretty sweet. Ofcourse for entertainment purposes only. Im not nearly as good looking as any of those guys.   Note: I did it with a different picture and I got George Wendt. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Like I said, I'm a mess. I got George Wendt (WTF?), Andy Ricter, James Corden, John C Reily, and Chris Farley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Don't worry about it, I mostly grew my beard to hide my neck fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Nah, I accepted my wretched smeagolness years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 I used 2 different photos and got Tiffani Thiessen and Amber Portwood (who the hell is that?) as my #1 & 2 both times. But only at like 30%. I agree we share hair and eye color and face shape. That's pretty much it. But I won't let that stop me from bragging about how someone once told me I looked like Kelly Kapowski from here on out. Â But also, apparently I, too, look like George Wendt. So there ya go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 According to wikipedia Amber Portwood is an "American reality tv personality and convicted criminal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Yeah sure Cerina. Multiple pictures. If you REALLY want to depress yourself, upload a pic of yourself when you were younger! Â I got a 50% on Alexander Ludwig, 40% on Timo Werner, and 38% on Michael Pitt. Now I am George Wendt, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 According to that site, Dan Trachtenberg, Jason Schwartzman, Billy Zane, and Andre Drummond. When I was young, I got Tom Cruise. Older, Ive gotten Josh Groban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Yeah sure Cerina. Multiple pictures. If you REALLY want to depress yourself, upload a pic of yourself when you were younger!  I got a 50% on Alexander Ludwig, 40% on Timo Werner, and 38% on Michael Pitt. Now I am George Wendt, apparently. 1 year-old me: Bailee Madison, Shirley Maclaine (like 50 years ago), Carey Mulligan 4 year-old me: David Caruso, George Wendt, Chris Farley, Evan Jones (like...it defaulted to males this time! 4yo me is offended) 6 year-old me: Bailee Madison (who honestly looks like Selena Gomez to me), Aimee Teegarden, Leslye Headland, Amber Portwood, Tiffani Thiessen 10 year-old me: Elle Fanning, Shirley MacLaine, Amber Portwood, Bailee Madison 13 year-old me: Lucy Hale, Bailee Madison, Leslye Headland, Maisie Williams 17 year-old me: Liza Minnelli, Gilda Radner, Leslye Headland 25 year-old me: Susan Walters, Amber Portwood, Sasha Grey, Katie Holmes 29 year-old me: Leslye Headland, Phoebe Cates, Mandy Moore, Bailee Madison, Tiffani Thiessen  I haven't changed much. Apparently. I wish.  I'm supposed to be writing a short essay right now, y'all. This is distracting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Join the club. I'm supposed to be watching some class lecture videos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Calm down, Mr. Fieri. That’s just ****ing mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Sorry. I'm out of names now. I could've sworn there was one more tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I KNOW IT BUT I WON'T SAY IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I know we like to rib each other a lot, but I'm actually serious. I don't think it's funny, I think it is mean spirited. I do not like it. I'm done with this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 According to that website, Seth's closest match is Justin Timberlake. I'd assume that would be more to his liking. On the other hand, it matched me to the Chechan president. And then JJ Abrams. Then Brett ****ing Ratner. Bah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I know we like to rib each other a lot, but I'm actually serious. I don't think it's funny, I think it is mean spirited. I do not like it. I'm done with this thread.If it wasn't mean spirited it wouldn't be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I'm reminded that my husband bears a strong resemblance to the Cobra Kai kid from Karate Kid and the guy from Center Stage. He hates it but I think its hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 That website gave me Eddie Izzard, Mark Walburg and Kevin Bacon. Then a bunch of other people I don't know. Apparently I look like Annette Benning also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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