Cerina Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 So guys, there are 2 potential hurricanes headed to my house next week. I figure this God's plan to rid the world of Trump voters. Maybe if he comes down here and starts throwing paper towels at people they'll decide not to vote for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 don't get dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Me before reading the post: who the fuck are Laura and Marco? Do they post here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Batton down the hatches! Stay safe x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Me before reading the post: who the **** are Laura and Marco? Do they post here?Sounds like a couple on a soap opera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metropolis Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Come on you can't hide your General Hospital knowledge of Luke and Laura. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Laura is my wife's name and she will fuck shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Laura is my wife's name and she will firetruck **** up.Fun fact: this is a hilarious joke before the hurricane hits. It is not a hilarious joke when the death count and stories of raping and pillaging start getting reported. It continues to be not hilarious when people who dont know you make it immediately upon meeting you. Its really not hilarious when the occasional asshole still makes it upon meeting you 15 years later. I hope for her sake the storm is a dud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020  Laura is my wife's name and she will firetruck **** up.Fun fact: this is a hilarious joke before the hurricane hits. It is not a hilarious joke when the death count and stories of raping and pillaging start getting reported. It continues to be not hilarious when people who dont know you make it immediately upon meeting you. Its really not hilarious when the occasional ***hole still makes it upon meeting you 15 years later. I hope for her sake the storm is a dud. I hear ya. Maybe we should start naming powerful storms names that already are thought of negatively: Hurricane AdolphTropical Storm OsamaHurricane Unabomber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Maybe read the context of the thread before lecturing me? Specifically the two posts directly above mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 One of my close friends was evacuated from New Orleans due to Hurricane Katrina and then got married to a woman named Katrina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Dude, that wasnt a lecture, that was the reaction you get when someone has heard the same terrible joke about their name for 15 straight years, and they dont have to smile and pretend its the first time theyve heard it because they are in a situation where theyre forced to be polite. And I dont see what the two posts above yours have to do with it. To be fair, Luke and Laura was long before my time, and all I know is that Luke rapes Laura and then they later get married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Man, I just saw on the news some flooding in Louisiana because of Marco. Looks eerily similar to Katrina, and later this week Laura is supposed to hit the same area. Just speaking of the weather crises alone, between the hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, and the heat wave causing all kinds of fires in the Southwestern states, 2020 sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Don't forget the fire tornados in California Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 I guess 2020 is basically Y2K, 20 years late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Okay. So here's a Trump voter for you from Louisiana I talked to yesterday. I want to order that Freedom Check design for Trump. I want to add a special phrase above the signature line saying GOP for LIFE. Okay, sir, I can do that. Great. I wanted to go to the convention but this stupid fake virus and stuff canceled it. I want to show my support for the greatest president ever.... Cutting in. Sir, can I please get the names and addresses and your work information that you have printed on your checks.  He gives ME ALL of that information spelling everything out interspersed with more Trump nonsense. And then we get to delivery. I let him know because of the hurricanea that the free basic shipping - nontrackable bulk mail - may take longer than normal to arrive. Did he want to see about having the checks rushed? I can get them to him by Tuesday before Marco hits. ( LOL me trying to get my upsell in). Oh no, the Post Office is fine to ship my checks. I always get them in two days. He then proceeded to tell me all about how he still got mail in Katrina. I was all WTF? You live in NO. You did not get mail during Katrina you fool. I think all Trump voters have dementia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Isn't NOLA basically ground zero for Marco and Laura? Between that, and all the postal service reform going on, who knows if he'll ever see those checks. Except in his own mind. Also, I 100% pictured this guy dressed like a dbag punching Trump in the shoulder all GOP 4 LYFE!!!! My last hurricane joke came from a customer interaction with a guy like that. In between confusing the fuck out of me with all his weird little demands, he then gave me a recommendation for a right-wing political movie, so I can educate myself on what's going on out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Parts of New Orleans is below sea level. I don't know why anyone would want to live there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 Because it's fun! And full of ghosts and witches and vampires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Visiting, I can see. But living there with the floods. No thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Come on you can't hide your General Hospital knowledge of Luke and Laura.My BFF's name is Laura Luke. She barely lived through that era without punching someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted August 25, 2020 Author Share Posted August 25, 2020 I used to know a guy name Richard Johnson. I don't know how he survived childhood. So Galveston is under a mandatory evacuation. Several parts of SW Harris County are under a voluntary evacuation. We're as far NW Harris County as you can get, but I think we're going to take everything from the backyard, put it into the garage and then head to San Antonio. My MIL keeps calling to see if we're going to come there. Personally, I'd rather head to Austin - both my mom and sister have more space for us, but at this point it would be insulting if we didn't go to my MIL's place. My sister and BIL are buying an 18 acre country home near Waco. They're also buying a bunch of toys for it - 2 ATVs, a UTV, archery targets and supplies, a playscape for kids, a pool, a hot tub, a bunch of fishing gear since the property has 1800 ft. of river bank. So from here on out, every time we have to leave town, that's where we're going. No questions. We go where there is woods and space and toys and no racist grandparents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 If nothing else, you and Spam can step away to have a good in-person crazy family bitch klatch while you're over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 You getting any rain yet, Cerina? We're clouding but nothing yet. Been teaching so no time to check the weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Sending good juju. Watching the news this morning I saw that some of the cameras set at 9 feet high were underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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