Jedigoat Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 The burn marks or the laptop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Depends. Did it burn your penis? If so, youre probably okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 I'm still going into Best Buy while smoke is still wafting out of it, slam it on the counter, and yell 'WTF, Geek Squad!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 20, 2020 Author Share Posted August 20, 2020 Do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Slapping a Smoking Penis on the Counter at Best Buy is the name of my new band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Will your first album be called Just the Tip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Slapping a Smoking Penis on the Counter at Best Buy is the name of my new bandWasn't I talking about my laptop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 its better this way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 its better this wayWorst porn idea ever (or best?): Me - "My penis is on fire because my laptop blew up. Pour some water on it!" Geek squad guy - "I don't have any water but I'll get it wet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Id watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalcedony Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 One of my many random thoughts: Howcome everyone's cat is so talkative for the camera? My cat, Elvira, shuts up as soon as I point the camera at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jedigoat Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Will the FBI be at my door if I do a search for 'how to assassinate politicians without the FBI finding out'? ........hang on, someone's at the front door.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 I know a girl who claims that her computer was taken over and locked by the government after she dug too much into Operation Paperclip, and that a MIB approached her in a bar when she was telling a friend about what she found and told her to shut up or else. The same Operation Paperclip from that one Captain America movie, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Smoking Penis; Great band name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 I know a girl who claims that her computer was taken over and locked by the government after she dug too much into Operation Paperclip, and that a MIB approached her in a bar when she was telling a friend about what she found and told her to shut up or else. The same Operation Paperclip from that one Captain America movie, yes.I worked with a guy who told me he 'just waltzed into' the military base that's UNDER Crater Lake (James Bond anyone??) and looked around and that's how he knew he was he one chosen to invite people onto the mothership. I'd known him for years! He was very funny and intelligent and he said these words out loud as if he was telling me they weren't going to sell his favorite beer at Safeway anymore. I wonder what ever happened to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 My mind wanders a lot when I browse the web. The other day I caught myself wondering how many generations it would take to genetically manipulate chimpanzees until they have intelligence approaching humans. I wonder if it could be done in under 50 years. Also, I would like to have chimpanzee strength and agility. We need more mad scientists in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 I know a girl who claims that her computer was taken over and locked by the government after she dug too much into Operation Paperclip, and that a MIB approached her in a bar when she was telling a friend about what she found and told her to shut up or else. The same Operation Paperclip from that one Captain America movie, yes.I worked with a guy who told me he 'just waltzed into' the military base that's UNDER Crater Lake (James Bond anyone??) and looked around and that's how he knew he was he one chosen to invite people onto the mothership. I'd known him for years! He was very funny and intelligent and he said these words out loud as if he was telling me they weren't going to sell his favorite beer at Safeway anymore. I wonder what ever happened to himAnd you didnt ask him why he hadnt invited you yet? My mind wanders a lot when I browse the web. The other day I caught myself wondering how many generations it would take to genetically manipulate chimpanzees until they have intelligence approaching humans. I wonder if it could be done in under 50 years. Also, I would like to have chimpanzee strength and agility. We need more mad scientists in the world.There is a whole movie series about this, you know. And a comic book turned Netflix series, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 I'll have you know I have every Planet of the Apes movie (classic, reboot, and yes, even the Marky Mark one) and TV series episodes on disk, along with the Island of DR Moreau (1977)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 Have you watched The Umbrella Academy yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Smoking Penis; Great band nameThere is a band called Goat Penis. They play war metal. Pretty decent if your into that sort of thing (you're prolly not). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 Theres also a band called Goat that plays psychedelic world music that Tami would probably like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Have you watched The Umbrella Academy yet?No. Is it good? I gotta say though, if I had chimpanzee strength and agility, I would use it for personal gain, like a body guard, revenge specialist, circus freak strongman, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Theres also a band called Goat that plays psychedelic world music that Tami would probably like.Goat are great, seen them play a couple times. They put on a mad show. I miss live music... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted August 21, 2020 Author Share Posted August 21, 2020 Have you watched The Umbrella Academy yet?No. Is it good? I gotta say though, if I had chimpanzee strength and agility, I would use it for personal gain, like a body guard, revenge specialist, circus freak strongman, or something. He becomes a gangsters man during the day, and underground fighter by night, so I think youd like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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