Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Hello, I'm Jedigoat. This is my new thread. Welcome. I haven't posted much in, what, 13 years? So I have about 13 year's worth of thread ideas to post. Most of them are irreverent nonsense, and since Lando is gone, I don't know where in the shiny hell to post any of it. In the Lando days, if you posted an abstract thread in Mos Eisley, you get looked at the same way Rose's mom looked at Jack in that giant boat sinking movie. Sooooo, I don't know what the hell to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 We combined Lando and the Cantina, so pretty much anything goes. Welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 sup goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 ^I CAN run through walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 sup goatSup, krawlie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Howdy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 So.....yeah. What's....what's going on? What happening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 I took out the trash and realized Im so ****ing bored of being at home that I just cleaned the ****ing trash cans themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 Nice. Trash cans. I have some of those. This thread's going great so far, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 One time I had to poop real bad but the only operating bathroom was in use so I grabbed a garbage bag, took into the garage, and had an explosion. Fortunately I got it all in the bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 This looks a lot like my dad. It's unsettling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Your dad is hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerina Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Ew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 Hell, I'd do him. I mean, Cerina's dad, not Clooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 I've always wondered... and since Goat is a doctor and poop has come up, has anyone else ever weighed themselves right before, then after a poo? For data collecting purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 Several times. And it's Dr. Goat, dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 I've always wondered... and since Goat is a doctor and poop has come up, has anyone else ever weighed themselves right before, then after a poo? For data collecting purposes.Absolutely. Results were disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 I've always wondered... and since Goat is a doctor and poop has come up, has anyone else ever weighed themselves right before, then after a poo? For data collecting purposes.Absolutely. Results were disappointing. RIGHT?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 When I go to the gym, I often weigh myself before and after dropping a deuce. Sometimes it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 I took out the trash and realized Im so ****ing bored of being at home that I just cleaned the ****ing trash cans themselvesReminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke: I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is ****ing clean. I would imagine the inside of a vodka bottle... is ****ing drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 I've always wondered... and since Goat is a doctor and poop has come up, has anyone else ever weighed themselves right before, then after a poo? For data collecting purposes.Absolutely. Results were disappointing. RIGHT?!?!?! The worst is when the scale tells you that you somehow gained weight during that process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 When I was younger (not sure if I was a kid or a teenager but I was still living with my parents) I weighed myself before and after Thanksgiving dinner, and somehow dropped four pounds. Realistically it was probably just a shitty scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedigoat Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 When I was younger (not sure if I was a kid or a teenager but I was still living with my parents) I weighed myself before and after Thanksgiving dinner, and somehow dropped four pounds. Realistically it was probably just a ****ty scale.It was one of those reverse Thanksgivings. The turkey eats you or it eats your stuffing or everyone eats drinks your gravy. Something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 I once spent like half an hour on the can and dropped three pounds. That might have been when I peaked in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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