Ms. Spam Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Tips and tricks please?! Should I lick all the people who come to this thing my brother is demanding? Do I wear a mask and hazmat suit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Lol ****ing Tim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 Truly, do not waste your time going. No one wants your mom's shit. We did an estate sale for my grandparents and it is not a big revenue generator. Trash it or give it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 I'm the type who would definitely pick through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 However, would I buy anything? Ehhhhh..... Just try to be as comfortable as you would want others to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 I was wondering why there were SO MANY CARS on my walk just now. That would be because my little town has reinstated its flea market. I didn't see anyone wearing masks, and the booths were all crammed together like usual. A bunch of my neighbors are having garage sales today, too. I'm generally good with open air markets as long as precautions are taken, but that just looks like a germ factory. Tim's doing this in the worst economy since the 30's too. I know I can't just visit a flea market or an estate sale on a whim and buy whatever cute thing I like right now. I wish you luck. Oy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted June 27, 2020 Author Share Posted June 27, 2020 I have to go back because I have to collect Mom's ashes. They're saying we can pick them and the death certificates up possibly before the fourth of july. during the time my idiot brother wants to sell off a lot of stuff. She has some AWESOME antiques but it's way too big to store and I don't want the hassle of getting them to Texas. really good cooking stuff and she made homemade beautiful wreathes. I plan to put my brother up for sale too. HA. I told him you can just list on Facebook marketplace and it maybe safer than having randos running around the house. It's a little more work. NOPE. I may mark my brother down as for sale five cents. Stay tuned for more shenanigans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2020 Share Posted June 27, 2020 If I were you, I wouldnt mess with the sale at all. Make Tim do it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted June 27, 2020 Author Share Posted June 27, 2020 Today we got the panicked call about where is MOMMMMMMMMY'S CRUCIFIX. Him and my brother took it to the dump.Chump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 And today I get the text. You know, J. I think we shouldn't do the estate sale this weekend. Apparently covid is getting serious in Arizona. This is what it's like when you haven't earned a paycheck in 10 plus years and just wake and bake every day while you take shit care of your mother and play video games. He then had the audacity to say can I help Tina pay her fines for DUI.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 He's a special case for sure. For sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 I can't even with Tim. I just can't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 And to add to the fun, yesterday after much prodding by my other brother and I, Tim started doing Grubhub. And he spilled this ladies milkshake 12 times and got cursed out by a restaurant he was picking up Chinese food for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 I'm just sitting here smh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 I bet $20 Tim didn't actually spill the milkshake but drank it and claimed he spilled it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 And. For the record he has a nail in his tire and can no longer deliver and make cash during a holiday weekend when everything is closing down because he doesnt have enough money to pay for a tire patch. As he takes a hit on his bong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 Not gonna lie that is exactly what I thought. Tim drank it. And I am pretty sure he was late picking up the Chinese food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamevet Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 He can get a tire plug kit from Walmart for $6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 12, 2020 Author Share Posted July 12, 2020 LOL Gamevet, that is exactly what he did. And he has a slow leak. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAhah ha ahhh. And for Tami more Tim news. He sold the house without the deed over in his name yet because Arizona has taken a full month and still hasn't processed Mom's death certificate. He wants Tina out of her mother in law suite she lives in by August 31 or he's leaving her ass to be evicted by the owner of the house in the future. I just hope he got a good price because whatever he gets for a house worth 440K but needs work will be gone in a year. And I'm not letting him move in with me and Tina. Good luck Matt! He wants to move to GA and be your "naybor" and learn to be a helicopter pilot who has two DUI's at LEAST on his record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 That sounds about right with the death certificate. They are so slow about that stuff during good times, and I imagine it's far worse right now. So, if you have a month and a half before Tina needs to move in, how are things going on your end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Skywalker Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 I think cutting Tim out will be worth every tiny bit of your sanity it salvages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 13, 2020 Author Share Posted July 13, 2020 Yup. Done with Tim once this is over. I want a few things I need to make sure Tim doesn't dump. Mom studied culinary skills in Italy and China and she had some cookbooks with lots of notes I want. I also want her saddle and her journals. I will be going back to Tucson in about two weeks to get that. I'm waiting for more nonsense concerning covid though to come back. Dad will have to move Tina here to Texas as school may start before I can go out and get her and it's legal for her to come out. I am awake every night though thinking about what's going to turn my life upside down. I will literally have a teenager 45 year old woman living with me when I have never ever had kids. So every other day I will have to take her to dialysis. She will let me know she has doctors appointments 10 minutes before they're scheduled. She smokes. She's an addict for meth. And she's a compulsive shoplifter. Hell, she shoplifted when we were in Whole Foods on the Fourth of July for a mask and were caught by an employee but managed to talk our way out by saying she'd forgotten a mask at home and put it on to prevent the spread of the disease because OMG I still need to be gainfully employed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 Jesus. Boy do you have a lot on your plate. Ugh, I cringe that you left stuff you care about. I wont go into it, but every time thats happened in my family, you never see the stuff again. People really suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 DO NOT hip Tim to any of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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