that that redneck down the street who spends the whole summer setting off m80's routinely posts "Support Our Troops!" memes on Facebook?
Our local news just ran a story that despite all fireworks being illegal until the 29th, people in the city have been going nuts most nights, and veterans are calling the police FREAKING OUT quite understandably so because, y'know, war zones can look and sound like a fireworks display if you don't know what you're looking at, and the reason we support our troops is because they go off to those war zones and sacrifice their physical and mental health so those war zones don't come any closer.
Meanwhile, I haven't heard anyone set off an m80 in a while. Now that I'm thinking about it, this is weird. My neighbors love blowing **** up. Maybe they're visiting friends in the city or something.