Iceheart 2,048 Posted February 4 Author Share Posted February 4 On 1/23/2021 at 12:46 AM, Tank said: I’ll come. Have you seen Autopsy of Jane Doe? Yes, loved it, one of my favorites. Winter Halloween is a “ehhhh, maybe?” at this point. We’re supposed to get about a foot of snow this weekend on top of the 6” or so on the ground. My bonfire pit may be essentially inaccessible :( And if it happens, now I’m thinking about watching Hell Fest on Netflix to shower Seth in nickels. Okay - Eli. Whew. I don’t think they could fit and more twists and turns in there. That did not end where I expected it to end. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,608 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 I was up to do a rewrite on Eli, but didn’t get it. Kinda bummed, but I still liked it. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted February 6 Author Share Posted February 6 Awww. It seems pretty popular, maybe there will be a sequel you can rewrite. Death of Me. Okay, it started as a really original story, but then it turned into a bad Wickerman hack, complete with shout-out. But it was still unique enough that I enjoyed it. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 Creep and Creep 2. Creep was so different that I wiki-ed it to see if it was worth finishing, and then wiki-ed Creep 2 to see if it was worth watching. Creep is WEIRD. Just weird. I liked it a lot better in hindsight. Creep 2 is really good, though. The acting is phenomenal. And it's surprisingly romantic. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,608 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 I LOVE the Creep movies. It's one of those things where the individual pieces aren't original per se, but the combination and execution is, on top of being really well performed. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 I heard something about Creep 3, but I can't seem to find it anywhere. Does it exist? Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,848 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Well, at least you went to the right guy to ask. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,608 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 No Creep 3 yet Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,848 Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 I was right! Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted March 9 Author Share Posted March 9 Prime video finally got V/H/S (or at least finally showed it to me), and I see why you all love it, it was great. The feeling of watching it was one of the squickiest I’ve had watching a horror movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,608 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 It’s very seedy. The second one is 59/50. The third is trash. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted March 10 Author Share Posted March 10 That seems to be the way found footage trilogies go. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted March 23 Author Share Posted March 23 Wounds. Isn't that basically the plot of Martyrs (which I haven't seen but I did read a spoiler article about)? Also, while there were some clever jump scares, the thing looked so much like Krang that I couldn't take it seriously. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted March 24 Author Share Posted March 24 The Descent. Okay, I am not claustrophobic. I have zero desire to go spelunking, I just wouldn’t freak out about it if I do end up in a cave. Anyway, this would have been a very formulaic monster movie if it weren’t for two of the party getting offed by their own peers. And they did that storyline well. Also, this is why you always always always ask the locals for their opinion before doing something risky! Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted March 25 Author Share Posted March 25 Slaxxx. Seems like it’ll be a comedy, actually packs an emotional punch when they finally figure out what’s going on. Reminded me of Bad Hair. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted March 26 Author Share Posted March 26 JeruZalem, which I held off on for a long time because it looked like a zombie movie. It's... kind of a zombie movie? But, like, demon zombies? Also, it's basically Cloverfield, but with demon zombies. I'm not saying it's a good movie, but I am saying that *Stefon voice* it has EVERYTHING. Oh, and it's all first person perspective because the gimmick is that the MC wears Google Glass glasses. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted April 12 Author Share Posted April 12 Followed. Dear God, a character even more annoying than they guy in Paranormal Activity. Also, considering AHS focused what was arguably their best season on the Hotel Cecil, and they put this movie out at about the same time as the Hotel Cecil documentary on Netflix, you had really better bring it if you want to do another Cecil movie. They maybe half brought it. Some of the visuals were cool, but otherwise EH. The Vatican Tapes. I bailed halfway through out of boredom. Probably won't go back. Link to post Share on other sites
RUAJedi2 278 Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 On 3/24/2021 at 5:43 PM, Iceheart said: The Descent. Okay, I am not claustrophobic. I have zero desire to go spelunking, I just wouldn’t freak out about it if I do end up in a cave. Anyway, this would have been a very formulaic monster movie if it weren’t for two of the party getting offed by their own peers. And they did that storyline well. Also, this is why you always always always ask the locals for their opinion before doing something risky! I liked this movie way more than I thought I would. It's bleak as hell. That being said, the filmmakers got a couple of things wrong. First, the dead elk. The movie is set in NC. We do have elk in one part of the mountains (reintroduced about 20 years ago). But the part of NC that has elk does not have caves. Second, they got the NC license plates wrong. (End nerd rant.) But still a good horror movie. The sequel is a mess, though. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted April 19 Author Share Posted April 19 The Invitation. Not really a horror movie. Slow to watch and better in retrospect. But I finished it. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 Happy Death Day. It seemed schticky so I didn't expect much from it, but it was actually pretty good. Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension. Not bad, per se, but these movies were better when you couldn't see the ghost/demon whatever that's haunting the area. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,608 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 I was in the running to write Ghost Dimension. i was the director's first pic, but the studio wanted the guys who ended up doing it. It was a nightmare production so I lucked out. The director of PA4 directed my movie Hell Fest. And the director of Happy Death Day is a friend. I liked both these movies, and I'm just here to be a Hollywood douche. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted April 30 Author Share Posted April 30 Hey, you've earned some douchery. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,848 Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Happy death day is one that I definitely want to get around to. I like the concept of the movie anyway, but I’ve heard many people say it’s good. Link to post Share on other sites
Iceheart 2,048 Posted May 3 Author Share Posted May 3 Do it. It’s worth it. House of the Devil - okay, I appreciate a final girl who is totally okay with killing everyone who wronged her. But this was a real snooze, otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,608 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 I lied it despite the pacing-- Ti West is all about the SLOW ass burn. I liked this one, but his others all saw me bailing 20 minutes in. Have you seen Eyes of my Mother? Did we already touch on that one? Link to post Share on other sites
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