Fozzie 6,510 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Do you think Miss Piggy and Kermit refer to it as a piggyback ride? Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Spam 1,844 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Oof. Link to post Share on other sites
Metropolis 701 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I thought you were going to say your shower head was leaking. Link to post Share on other sites
NumberSix 1,865 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 pig in a pokepig in a blankethigh on the hogbringing home the baconporkchops and applesauceham on rye, hold the mayowee wee wee all the way homesilk purse out of a sow's earArnold ZiffelSausage McMuffin ...now all of these sound like Muppet sexual positions. THANKS, BRANDO. Link to post Share on other sites
R.CAllen 698 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 FOZZIE NO Link to post Share on other sites
Jacen123 1,747 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 and then Frank Oz forgets which role he's playing and tells Kermit to use the force. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 You guys act like nobody else has ever thought about Muppet sex while on the toilet. Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 1,743 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I don't know what's going on here. WHY is the bathroom involved? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I don't know what's going on here. WHY is the bathroom involved?You guys act like nobody else has ever thought about Muppet sex while on the toilet. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,517 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Since the advent of the smart phone I no longer have any independent thoughts on the toilet. All my opinions, beliefs, and ideas are spoonfed into my eyes for me so I don't have to do any thinking of my own. Link to post Share on other sites
Metropolis 701 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I would think that your mood online would depend whether you are pre, during, or post dump. Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 1,743 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 I don't know what's going on here. WHY is the bathroom involved?You guys act like nobody else has ever thought about Muppet sex while on the toilet. O Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Spam 1,844 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Since the advent of the smart phone I no longer have any independent thoughts on the toilet. All my opinions, beliefs, and ideas are spoonfed into my eyes for me so I don't have to do any thinking of my own.I love following you on Twitter! You are refreshing from the Bernie Bots and weirdness. Link to post Share on other sites
Ms. Spam 1,844 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 Look I am not thinking about furries. Doh, I'm thinking about furries. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryn 1,286 Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 FOZZIE NOWhen I read the original post I saw that, too, but actually said aloud "WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA" and paused for the audience's non-existent laughter. Link to post Share on other sites
R.CAllen 698 Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Yeah, generally speaking I tend to associate the popcultural avatars of any given user of any online platform w/the statements tied to them (not necessarily the names themselves, tho, if @DarthVader420 tweets 'wait are you telling me a CAT made this ketchup!? #smdh ' I just think that some guy, some shmo who four hundred and nineteen other people got the idea to be Darth Vader before him, he's the one who tweeted it but if there's a picture of Darth Vader there I'm all like 'Omigosh! I guess Luke & Leia's pops has a half-developed opinion/joke about a condiment which he has chosen to share with us!') but in this case I found it really really jarring. Why would Fozzie make this joke? Piggy and Kermit are his co-workers, his friends, he's known them for over FIFTY YEARS, since they were babies [1], it's really inappropriate for him to speculate about their sex life! Even in jest! And it doesn't even make sense! Muppets don't have genitals! Doctor Honeydew doesn't even have eyes (neither do Janice or the Swedish Chef) you're telling me any of them have a doinkus or a vereen or some sort of hermaphroditic doinkus / vereen combination? You're telling me Beaker is shlurping Bunsen Honeydew's nonexistent doinkus ("Meep meep meep!") while the entire Electric Mayhem band watches? You're telling me Statler is topping Waldorf up in the stage left balcony box while Sweetums & Ruth Buzzi manhandle each other to music? Can't happen! Impossible! [1] Yes, I am well aware that Muppet Babies (1984-1991) is an apocryphal text which merely adumbrates in cartoon form the vivid fantasy had by Piggy in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) of her and Kermit and the assorted company growing up together. I know it's non-canonical, little more than a reticulated polyfoam Infancy Gospel! I know! Link to post Share on other sites
Ryn 1,286 Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Sincerest thank you for that Sweetums video! Link to post Share on other sites
R.CAllen 698 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 You're welcome! The bit that first popped into my head when I was trying to force my dumb brains to scrounge up something for them to be watching was a v. similar one that I couldn't find online (because I couldn't quite remember who it was, either the Muppet or the guest host) but which I realized today was the other semi-famous Rita Moreno bit, not her singing "Fever" w/Animal, but this'n which opens her episode. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 If you're using a toilet seat cover, the part that dangles goes in from instead of behind. Especially important for guys who don't want their man meat to touch the toilet. I'm sure some guys are into that, but I'm not. Link to post Share on other sites
R.CAllen 698 Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Yeah, that's more the kind of thing Fozzie Bear might say. Link to post Share on other sites
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