Darth Krawlie 5,447 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Eli and Lyra were playing on the trampoline and for some reason he shouted he wanted bacon sandwiches. I made sure to let him know the correct thing is PORK CHOP SANDWICHES Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,292 Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 thank god. father of the year award. The question is, did you know coming in there tell me do things Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,447 Posted February 15, 2020 Author Share Posted February 15, 2020 when he's older I'll be sure to teach him the time honored tradition of how to flip it, stick it, and see you later bye Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,292 Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 And how to take the cosby kids down to the river Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 467 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites
monkeygirl 1,742 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 I know I'ma be sorry I asked, but what's wrong with bacon sandwiches? I would enjoy a bacon sandwich right this minute, truth be told Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,447 Posted February 19, 2020 Author Share Posted February 19, 2020 Nothing is wrong with them, in fact I had one last night. But if you're shouting out sandwiches, it's required to be PORK CHOP SANDWICHES. HOLY **** GET THE **** OUT OF HERE **** WE'RE ALL DEAD Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,292 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Are you Buzz Lightyear? Link to post Share on other sites
Odine 1,018 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Where I come from they're called Bacon Butties, innit. With ample butter and brown sauce. The only time you cannot use brown sauce is if there is none and only ketchup is available, or you got a fried egg in there too. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,447 Posted February 19, 2020 Author Share Posted February 19, 2020 uhhhhhhhhhhh what the hell Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 What don't you get. Odine likes to eat butts with brown sauce. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,292 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Give him the stick Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,447 Posted February 19, 2020 Author Share Posted February 19, 2020 DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,292 Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,447 Posted August 15, 2020 Author Share Posted August 15, 2020 I showed Lyra the Fensler Films this morning and all day she's been shouting BODY MASSAGE and PORK CHOP SANDWICHES. I'm so proud I could cry. Her personal favorite is "I just wanna ride my motorcy cle." Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,447 Posted August 15, 2020 Author Share Posted August 15, 2020 why is this still so ****ing funny 15+ years later Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,292 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 They never stop being funny. Tami never figuring it it is also funny. Also, TBH, I started noticing the last few times that the majority of them are kinda racist. I decided not to let that bother me. I can't find it now-- but back int he day I went as saw Eric Fensler speak live, and he showed this other video where he edited himself perfectly into some corporate training video. There's no sign of it online. Probably because he's a semi-famous commercial director now and his vimeo site is just his fancy professional stuff. I swear, if my movie that I am directing ever actually gets made, I am hiding all my shitty ninja and zombie movies from film school as easter eggs on the BlueRay. Also also, I ***IN' HAM-SWORDED YER MOM LAST NIGHT Link to post Share on other sites
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