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Perineum sunning


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#1
Iceheart

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Apparently, the new trend is to expose the area betwixt your ***hole and whatever you keep up towards the front to the sun, because doing this is supposed to give you more energy than caffeine.

So, who wants to try it and report back (pics or it didnt happen)? I will be passing because its currently literally freezing outside and we havent seen the sun in weeks. And also this sounds ridiculous.
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gonna need photographic evidence of someone doing this. anyone. everyone.


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Yeah you don't want pics of me doing this....



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Ms. Spam

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Outdoor sex may also increase your caffeine levels!

 

Meh. My cats do this already.


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There's photographic evidence on the instagram post that kicked the media frenzy off - link - nice bit of self promotion for your wellness bollocks

 

Orac / David Gorski has a good piece on it - link

 

There was a discussion about it on my main forum and people started asking (lots of scientists and medics there) about the risks of exposing parts of your body that rarely get exposed to the sun, and vulvar melanomas and sunburn are horrible, but someone there (a medic I think, they don't share much about their real life) found this study - link

 

Doesn't support this kind of sunning at all, but the suggestion that vitamin D synthesis might have a protective effect is interesting

 



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That Instagram pic certainly looks like shes ready to receive some vitamin D
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The source I learned about this little pastime through was reporting on how Josh Brolin got a really serious sunburn on his bunghole trying this, so protect yourselves from vulvar melanoma with care.
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Wtf is happening
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That's enough internet for today.  



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https://nypost.com/2...4t--bzBpnxNKBjQ



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Why are these people tainting the internet like this?


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Ive sunned my nuts before, and I guess by extension my geesh. Can't say it gave me a new lease on life. Just sunburned balls that started to peel.

You're welcome.

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Archive and close plz
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Odine, pics or it didnt happen was established early and often in this thread.

Cough em up.
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I think you mean “Turn your head and cough em up”



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It was indeed implied.



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