Guest Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Before we even start, let me go ahead and say it so we don't have three pages of people complaining that it's not as good as it was: you're right, but neither are you. You're no longer edgy or cool, you're old, and most of your jokes fall flat. Having said that, it's a tie for me: "Don't you hate pants?" and "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbleh Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 "Hey Homer I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case there's only one case left" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I bent my wookie. My cat's breath smells like cat food. Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers. It tastes like burning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELLYou say that all the time now with kids I bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 You have to speak up. I am wearing a towel. Also stick with the show until the bitter end. Unlike Lost. I bailed on Lost in season 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 ACH SAVE ME FROM THE WEEE TURTLES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Choc Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I bent my wookie.My cat's breath smells like cat food.Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.It tastes like burning!I ated the purple berries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metropolis Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 There have been people born and graduated college since the last time I watched the Simpsons. HaHa!!! That's all I can come in up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I don't get mad...I get stabby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 "A gym (pronounced guy-m), what the hell is a gym? Ooooohhhhhh a gym" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 And Ralph: "Mr Simpson, these tar fumes are making me dizzy" Homer: "yeeaaahh they'll do that" And I don't need drugs to enjoy this.... Just to ENHANCE it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbleh Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Everyone needs to drive an automobile, even the very tall. This happens to be the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharoah JZA Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Stupid, sexy Flanders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Krawlie Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Were you sent here by the devil? No, good sir, I'm on the level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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R.CAllen Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 The first three that came to mind : And, naturally, "Never! Never, Marge! I can't live the button down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creaaaamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue noses with my cocky stride & musky odours - oh, I'll never be the darrrrling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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