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Before we even start, let me go ahead and say it so we don't have three pages of people complaining that it's not as good as it was: you're right, but neither are you. You're no longer edgy or cool, you're old, and most of your jokes fall flat.

Having said that, it's a tie for me:

"Don't you hate pants?" and "Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

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I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee
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LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL


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"Hey Homer I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case there's only one case left"



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I bent my wookie.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
It tastes like burning!

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LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL

You say that all the time now with kids I bet. 



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You have to speak up. I am wearing a towel.

 

Also stick with the show until the bitter end. Unlike Lost. I bailed on Lost in season 6.



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ACH SAVE ME FROM THE WEEE TURTLES!



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I bent my wookie.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.
It tastes like burning!

I ated the purple berries! 



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There have been people born and graduated college since the last time I watched the Simpsons.

HaHa!!!

That's all I can come in up with.

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I don't get mad...I get stabby.

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"A gym (pronounced guy-m), what the hell is a gym? Ooooohhhhhh a gym"

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And

Ralph: "Mr Simpson, these tar fumes are making me dizzy"

Homer: "yeeaaahh they'll do that"

And

I don't need drugs to enjoy this.... Just to ENHANCE it

Edited by Odine, 04 July 2019 - 03:01 AM.


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Everyone needs to drive an automobile, even the very tall. This happens to be the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?



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Stupid, sexy Flanders!

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Were you sent here by the devil? No, good sir, I'm on the level



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The first three that came to mind :

 

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And, naturally, "Never! Never, Marge! I can't live the button down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creaaaamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue noses with my cocky stride & musky odours - oh, I'll never be the darrrrling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'!"





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