Guest Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 He's rusty, though. See my above post. Plus he has carpal tunnel from the repeated unzipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 As long as the zipper is not rusty, I have faith that he can still perform a flawless execution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Execution...guillotine...zipper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 What I have learned about men in this thread, a meditation: Woman: *makes a terrible and obvious joke about zippered briefs* *in nearly the same breath announces that she bought a new sex toy* Men, plural: *humorlessly explain the woman's joke to her, don't even register that a woman is in their midst and obviously okay with talking about her new sex toy in mixed company* Conclusion: men get their rocks off more by Explaining An Obvious Thing than by women offering up spank bank material by discussing their new sex toys on a public forum. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. (P.S. this is also an attempt at humor. Mostly.)See the thing is, men are visual. Now, if you want to upload a video of the maiden voyage of your new Orgasmatron 9000..... (PS not my fault if that's a failed attempt at humor. The struggle to be funny is real.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 What I have learned about men in this thread, a meditation: Woman: *makes a terrible and obvious joke about zippered briefs* *in nearly the same breath announces that she bought a new sex toy* Men, plural: *humorlessly explain the woman's joke to her, don't even register that a woman is in their midst and obviously okay with talking about her new sex toy in mixed company* Conclusion: men get their rocks off more by Explaining An Obvious Thing than by women offering up spank bank material by discussing their new sex toys on a public forum. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. (P.S. this is also an attempt at humor. Mostly.lol. Knowing that someone bought a sex toy from a supermarket isn't enough for the spank bank these days. But I'll bite. What did you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Penis injuries are much more compelling conversation than sex toys these days. We're not horny kids anymore. Being an administrator, I have access to medical records. 70% of the men here need Viagra to even get it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 lol. Knowing that someone bought a sex toy from a supermarket isn't enough for the spank bank these days. But I'll bite. What did you get? I already said. You were too focused on zippers to notice. Or to ask me more questions about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Found it: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Oodles-Monster-55-Inch-x-3-5-Inch-Jumbo-Pool-Noodle-Foam-Multi-Purpose/353837591?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=6717&adid=22222222228070946848&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=182318703505&wl4=pla-289533019132&wl5=9014972&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=115064716&wl11=online&wl12=353837591&wl13=&veh=sem&gclid=Cj0KCQjwguDeBRDCARIsAGxuU8b3X-fxCYGiXgaGUowo0A6O0okHUXig07eyCjR8mEri4uZVXQ-ug8IaAvR8EALw_wcB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 I'm a girl who needs a considerable amount of length and girth and questionable chemicals in her life, what can I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Penis injuries are much more compelling conversation than sex toys these days. We're not horny kids anymore. Being an administrator, I have access to medical records. 70% of the men here need Viagra to even get it up.Correction: 67%. Tank discovered videos of squirrels on YouTube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Archive plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted November 1, 2018 Author Share Posted November 1, 2018 Harry hasn't even delivered on his unzip yet, and you already want to relegate this thread to the dustbin of history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 If someone archives it into the proper format, someone, at least, would get to unzip the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamevet Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 This doesn't surprise me. Walmart has been screwing over their vendors for years, so I believe someone finally took it to heart and decided to (somewhat) screw Walmart's customers in return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 I am considering a couch from Walmart. Because I have four indoor cats whatever furniture I buy has to be disposable. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamevet Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 You might want to check out Big Lots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted November 6, 2018 Author Share Posted November 6, 2018 Ditto that. They have relatively nicer furniture for less than Wally World sells it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 I'm a girl who needs a considerable amount of length and girth and questionable chemicals in her life, what can I say.NO SHAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 Wow, Iceheart knows me so well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted November 21, 2018 Share Posted November 21, 2018 By the way, I have unzipped my pants numerous times since the time that I posted I said that I would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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