Iceheart Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 No, seriously, this is the line's website, and that "Now sold at Walmart!" graphic is pretty prominent. (that link is comparable to the Pure Romance website, if you want a gauge of how NSFW it is) Thoughts? Feelings? (if 3&6 doesn't unzip his pants in this thread, I will feel like a failure) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Ha. 3&6 gave up pants two years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 25, 2018 Author Share Posted October 25, 2018 Ha. 3&6 gave up pants two years ago. How's he supposed to unzip them, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 **pulls down band of sweatpants that havent been waahed in a month** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 25, 2018 Author Share Posted October 25, 2018 That's just not the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeygirl Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 https://myplusone.com/product/plusone-dual-vibrating-massager-6704/ I can vouch for this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted October 25, 2018 Share Posted October 25, 2018 Cucumbers are on sale?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 **pulls down band of sweatpants that havent been waahed in a month**Pulls? Or peels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 & 6 years to go... Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 In honor of being mentioned in this thread, I will take care of this later. I am working right now, and cannot pull up this site on my work computer. I will put on pants, and I will unzip them!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 26, 2018 Share Posted October 26, 2018 In my country... pants means your undies. Not your trousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share Posted October 26, 2018 He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cashmere Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enoughExcellent point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions.There are so many logistical problems with this, I don't even know where to start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 28, 2018 Author Share Posted October 28, 2018 https://myplusone.com/product/plusone-dual-vibrating-massager-6704/ I can vouch for this oneGood, because I just bought one. Walking around Walmart with a vibrator in your cart is a weird experience, btw. He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions.There are so many logistical problems with this, I don't even know where to start I SAID I dont judge. Clearly, you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions.There are so many logistical problems with this, I don't even know where to start I SAID I dont judge. Clearly, you do. It ain't about judging so much as it is fear of what can happen. Have you see the beginning of There's Something About Mary? Zippers and male genitalia should be kept as far apart as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 29, 2018 Author Share Posted October 29, 2018 This all sounds very judge-y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Try get your labia pinched up in a zipper to the top, then come back to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Maybe she's into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Your acceptance is just a judgment of approval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest El Chalupacabra Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Whomever is the first to judge, wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 What I have learned about men in this thread, a meditation: Woman: *makes a terrible and obvious joke about zippered briefs* *in nearly the same breath announces that she bought a new sex toy* Men, plural: *humorlessly explain the woman's joke to her, don't even register that a woman is in their midst and obviously okay with talking about her new sex toy in mixed company* Conclusion: men get their rocks off more by Explaining An Obvious Thing than by women offering up spank bank material by discussing their new sex toys on a public forum. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. (P.S. this is also an attempt at humor. Mostly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacen123 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 I think we can all agree that we should check on Harry. He promised an unzip and then never delivered. WHAT WENT WRONG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 I think my prophecy might have come true WE GOT A BLEEDER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 Harry has 18+ years of experience unzipping his pants. He does it with professionalism and finesse. There would be no way he would make an amateur mistake like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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