What I have learned about men in this thread, a meditation:
Woman: *makes a terrible and obvious joke about zippered briefs* *in nearly the same breath announces that she bought a new sex toy*
Men, plural: *humorlessly explain the woman's joke to her, don't even register that a woman is in their midst and obviously okay with talking about her new sex toy in mixed company*
Conclusion: men get their rocks off more by Explaining An Obvious Thing than by women offering up spank bank material by discussing their new sex toys on a public forum.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
(P.S. this is also an attempt at humor. Mostly.)