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Good, because I just bought one.

 

Walking around Walmart with a vibrator in your cart is a weird experience, btw.

 

 

He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions.

There are so many logistical problems with this, I don't even know where to start

 

I SAID I dont judge. Clearly, you do.

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He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions.

There are so many logistical problems with this, I don't even know where to start

 

I SAID I dont judge. Clearly, you do.

 

It ain't about judging so much as it is fear of what can happen. Have you see the beginning of There's Something About Mary? Zippers and male genitalia should be kept as far apart as possible.

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What I have learned about men in this thread, a meditation:

 

Woman: *makes a terrible and obvious joke about zippered briefs* *in nearly the same breath announces that she bought a new sex toy*

 

Men, plural: *humorlessly explain the woman's joke to her, don't even register that a woman is in their midst and obviously okay with talking about her new sex toy in mixed company*

 

Conclusion: men get their rocks off more by Explaining An Obvious Thing than by women offering up spank bank material by discussing their new sex toys on a public forum.

 

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

 

(P.S. this is also an attempt at humor. Mostly.)

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