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Walmart is selling sex toys now


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Iceheart

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No, seriously, this is the line's website, and that "Now sold at Walmart!" graphic is pretty prominent.

 

(that link is comparable to the Pure Romance website, if you want a gauge of how NSFW it is)

 

Thoughts? Feelings? 

 

(if 3&6 doesn't unzip his pants in this thread, I will feel like a failure)



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Ha. 3&6 gave up pants two years ago.
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Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough


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Ha. 3&6 gave up pants two years ago.

 

How's he supposed to unzip them, then?



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**pulls down band of sweatpants that havent been waahed in a month**

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That's just not the same.



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https://myplusone.co...-massager-6704/

 

I can vouch for this one



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Cucumbers are on sale?!?



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**pulls down band of sweatpants that havent been waahed in a month**

Pulls? Or peels?



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In honor of being mentioned in this thread, I will take care of this later.  I am working right now, and cannot pull up this site on my work computer.

 

I will put on pants, and I will unzip them!!!!!!!!!!


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In my country... pants means your undies. Not your trousers.

Edited by Odine, 26 October 2018 - 11:47 AM.

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He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions.



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Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough


Excellent point.
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He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions.

There are so many logistical problems with this, I don't even know where to start



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https://myplusone.co...-massager-6704/
 
I can vouch for this one


Good, because I just bought one.

Walking around Walmart with a vibrator in your cart is a weird experience, btw.


He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions.

There are so many logistical problems with this, I don't even know where to start


I SAID I dont judge. Clearly, you do.

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He may have zippered briefs. I don't judge personal underwear decisions.

There are so many logistical problems with this, I don't even know where to start


I SAID I dont judge. Clearly, you do.

 

It ain't about judging so much as it is fear of what can happen. Have you see the beginning of There's Something About Mary? Zippers and male genitalia should be kept as far apart as possible.


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This all sounds very judge-y.



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Try get your labia pinched up in a zipper to the top, then come back to us. 


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Maybe she's into that.
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Your acceptance is just a judgment of approval.



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Whomever is the first to judge, wins.



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What I have learned about men in this thread, a meditation:

 

Woman: *makes a terrible and obvious joke about zippered briefs* *in nearly the same breath announces that she bought a new sex toy*

 

Men, plural: *humorlessly explain the woman's joke to her, don't even register that a woman is in their midst and obviously okay with talking about her new sex toy in mixed company*

 

Conclusion: men get their rocks off more by Explaining An Obvious Thing than by women offering up spank bank material by discussing their new sex toys on a public forum.

 

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

 

(P.S. this is also an attempt at humor. Mostly.)


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I think we can all agree that we should check on Harry.  He promised an unzip and then never delivered. WHAT WENT WRONG?


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I think my prophecy might have come true

 

WE GOT A BLEEDER



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Harry has 18+ years of experience unzipping his pants. He does it with professionalism and finesse. There would be no way he would make an amateur mistake like that.





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