Tank 3,230 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 18 minutes ago, Zerimar Nyliram said: Oh yeah? How do I feel? That the old EU is sacrosanct and the best version of Star Wars. That the new publishing scheme, Disney movies, and TV shows do not count, and are an actual affront to the old canon save for the small bits you arbitrarily choose to watch and then reconcile for yourself. ...and that we all need to be reminded of this at every turn. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 359 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 I'm sorry, Jacen's answer was the one I was looking for. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 264 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 15 hours ago, Zerimar Nyliram said: I just saw the Luke scene. Very impressive. I am very close to beginning my complete Star Wars TV and movie marathon soon, beginning with Willow, which I believe is set in the prehistoric past. It'll be quite some time before I work up to The Mandalorian, but that is what I am mostly looking forward to. My fellow chroniclers tell me it can fit just before Heir to the Empire, and that Rebels is actually far less problematic with the EU than The Clone Wars is. Yes, this is how someone like me has fun. Sad, huh? Willow? Wait, do all Ron Howard movies count in head canon? Cocoon? Is Steve Guttenberg a Jedi? Is Wilford Brimley a Sith? Splash? Is Darryl Hannah a Gungan? What about Ron Howard's acting roles? Is Fonzie a Jedi? That would explain how he can operate the juke box with a Force punch. Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 368 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 And what about Clint Howard and all his doppleganger roles? Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 264 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 5 minutes ago, Zathras said: And what about Clint Howard and all his doppleganger roles? I'm pretty sure he's a family member of the guy who was hanging out with Walrus Man in the cantina. Only, you know, a little uglier. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 359 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 39 minutes ago, Jedigoat said: Willow? Wait, do all Ron Howard movies count in head canon? Cocoon? Is Steve Guttenberg a Jedi? Is Wilford Brimley a Sith? Splash? Is Darryl Hannah a Gungan? What about Ron Howard's acting roles? Is Fonzie a Jedi? That would explain how he can operate the juke box with a Force punch. George Lucas movies, with the exception of E.T. and American Graffiti. Possibly THX-1138, though it is obviously set in our galaxy and not the Star Wars galaxy. It might be within the same universe, though, possibly explaining the origin of humans. I've also included (well, Joe Bongiorno has included) several non-Star Wars books produced by LucasFilm where George Lucas supplied the basic plot outlines, all set in the distant past. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 264 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 American Graffiti? So you DO include Ron Howard's work! Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 359 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 I said I don't include American Graffiti. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 264 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 But you also called E.T. a GL movie so I figured that cancelled it out. Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 359 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Oh, right! Sometimes I forget George Lucas had nothing to do with that movie. My odd brain gets confused by the E.T.s in the Senate hall in The Phantom Menace. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,230 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 If you count E.T.s in the senate you have to count the stupid comic where Indiana Jones finds the Millenium Falcon and thinks Chewbacca is bigfoot. Link to post Share on other sites
RUAJedi2 155 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 10 minutes ago, Tank said: If you count E.T.s in the senate you have to count the stupid comic where Indiana Jones finds the Millenium Falcon and thinks Chewbacca is bigfoot. There's a fanfic out there where Han Solo goes through a time-space warp, lands on Earth, meets Indiana Jones, and they have sex. Is that canon now? Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 359 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 That comic was always Infinities (non-canon). It can't be made canon because Cherwie does a different death than he does in Vector Prime. And I said I don't include E.T., mainly because Star Wars seems to exist as a movie in that film, hence the Yoda mask, Link to post Share on other sites
The Choc 1,544 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Hes trolling you guys, there is no way he considers Willow and this other stuff Star Wars. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,343 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 24 minutes ago, RUAJedi2 said: There's a fanfic out there where Han Solo goes through a time-space warp, lands on Earth, meets Indiana Jones, and they have sex. Is that canon now? Yes. Link to post Share on other sites
Tank 3,230 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 49 minutes ago, The Choc said: Hes trolling you guys, there is no way he considers Willow and this other stuff Star Wars. AND WE’RE OFF TO THE RACES Link to post Share on other sites
The Choc 1,544 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 He cant though, right? I mean really. Simone Biles couldn't do that many mental gymnastics. Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 6,300 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Zerimar Nyliram said: I'm sorry, Jacen's answer was the one I was looking for. Mildly constipated? Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,343 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 With any luck the Willow Disney+ series will confirm Zerimar's headcannon. There's nothing I hope for more. Imagine Madmartigan twirling around lightsabers. Link to post Share on other sites
Zathras 368 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Tank said: If you count E.T.s in the senate you have to count the stupid comic where Indiana Jones finds the Millenium Falcon and thinks Chewbacca is bigfoot. ET in Star Wars is CANON! Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Kid 31 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 5 hours ago, RUAJedi2 said: There's a fanfic out there where Han Solo goes through a time-space warp, lands on Earth, meets Indiana Jones, and they have sex. Is that canon now? And just like that, Rule 34 is proven true, yet again. Link to post Share on other sites
Cerina 2,527 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 10 hours ago, RUAJedi2 said: There's a fanfic out there where Han Solo goes through a time-space warp, lands on Earth, meets Indiana Jones, and they have sex. Is that canon now? Link plz kthx 8 hours ago, The Choc said: He cant though, right? I mean really. Simone Biles couldn't do that many mental gymnastics. A year ago, I'd have been right there with you. But now? I'll believe just about anything regarding someone's fantastical mental gymnastics. I mean really, that's not even the most asinine thing I've seen someone assert online today alone. 7 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: With any luck the Willow Disney+ series will confirm Zerimar's headcannon. There's nothing I hope for more. Imagine Madmartigan twirling around lightsabers. Omfg Willow series ftw Link to post Share on other sites
Zerimar Nyliram 359 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 13 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: With any luck the Willow Disney+ series will confirm Zerimar's headcannon. There's nothing I hope for more. Imagine Madmartigan twirling around lightsabers. It's hundreds of thousands of years before the advent of lightsabers. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigoat 264 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 13 hours ago, Darth Krawlie said: Imagine Madmartigan twirling around lightsabers. Goddammit, Krawlie, now I'm in. Link to post Share on other sites
Darth Krawlie 5,343 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Rool and Franjean are clearly ancestors of Yoda. Elora Danan is a Skywalker. Link to post Share on other sites
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