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When I was in the ER for my appendix the guy next to me needed a catheter and kept asking for the doctor to do it because he didn't want the women to see his small penis. And he kept explaining that he has to sit down to pee.

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Thanks, guy who needed a catheter next to Fozzie for clarifying that part for me.

 

... you'd think that if he's announcing to the world that he has to sit down to pee that he wouldn't be weird about female ER staff seeing his dong, but then I've never had to live with a smaller than average body part so I don't know the psychology behind it.

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I've never fully understood why guys think it's so bad, as someone who only stands to pee when using a SheWee.

 

Unless you're long enough to dangle in the toilet water, that would be the ultimate in squick.

It's pretty gross, for sure. Even worse when you have to use a public restroom.

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