Iceheart Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 You may feel like this right now but it'll all be okay, little buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 HAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 I guess this means Trump must be a fun guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 There was a guy named Tuna Can Tommy who used to flash women in the parking lot of Winn Dixie. The cops called him that because it looked like a tuna can dong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 I honestly cant even picture that. Like, the cans that are roughly the size and shape of a hockey puck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Yup. Maybe it was a bad circumcision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 That's all kinds of horrifying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odine Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Thats what we call a "chode". A member wider than it is long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 I just... did he have to pee sitting down? I am still very confused about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 When I was in the ER for my appendix the guy next to me needed a catheter and kept asking for the doctor to do it because he didn't want the women to see his small penis. And he kept explaining that he has to sit down to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 Thanks, guy who needed a catheter next to Fozzie for clarifying that part for me. ... you'd think that if he's announcing to the world that he has to sit down to pee that he wouldn't be weird about female ER staff seeing his dong, but then I've never had to live with a smaller than average body part so I don't know the psychology behind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I sit down to pee a lot at home, but that's because my daughter has an uncanny ability to have to go extremely badly the second I shut the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 20, 2018 Author Share Posted September 20, 2018 I've never fully understood why guys think it's so bad, as someone who only stands to pee when using a SheWee. Unless you're long enough to dangle in the toilet water, that would be the ultimate in squick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrian Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I sit down because I like to read. Especially when I'm at work. Nice little bit of me time with the Kindle app on my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 I've never fully understood why guys think it's so bad, as someone who only stands to pee when using a SheWee. Unless you're long enough to dangle in the toilet water, that would be the ultimate in squick.It's pretty gross, for sure. Even worse when you have to use a public restroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 It's traumatizing if you accidentally flush too soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms. Spam Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 The lure's still in the water! Yuge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Remember when dick joke threads were confined to Lando? IS THIS THE NEW NORMAL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 We had dick jokes as part of presidential debates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Wicket Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 We had dick jokes as part of presidential debates.U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUAJedi2 Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 We had dick jokes as part of presidential debates.Well, now we have a dick as president, so ... win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceheart Posted September 21, 2018 Author Share Posted September 21, 2018 Remember when dick joke threads were confined to Lando? IS THIS THE NEW NORMAL? This is the future that liberals want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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