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The "I Can't Unlearn Trump's Dick Looks Like Toad" support group


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You may feel like this right now

 

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but it'll all be okay, little buddy.


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HAHAHAHA!



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I guess this means Trump must be a fun guy



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There was a guy named Tuna Can Tommy who used to flash women in the parking lot of Winn Dixie. The cops called him that because it looked like a tuna can dong. 



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I honestly cant even picture that. Like, the cans that are roughly the size and shape of a hockey puck?

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Yup. Maybe it was a bad circumcision. 



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That's all kinds of horrifying



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Thats what we call a "chode". A member wider than it is long.

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I just... did he have to pee sitting down? I am still very confused about this.



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When I was in the ER for my appendix the guy next to me needed a catheter and kept asking for the doctor to do it because he didn't want the women to see his small penis. And he kept explaining that he has to sit down to pee.

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Thanks, guy who needed a catheter next to Fozzie for clarifying that part for me.

 

... you'd think that if he's announcing to the world that he has to sit down to pee that he wouldn't be weird about female ER staff seeing his dong, but then I've never had to live with a smaller than average body part so I don't know the psychology behind it.



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I sit down to pee a lot at home, but that's because my daughter has an uncanny ability to have to go extremely badly the second I shut the door.

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I've never fully understood why guys think it's so bad, as someone who only stands to pee when using a SheWee.

 

Unless you're long enough to dangle in the toilet water, that would be the ultimate in squick.



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I sit down because I like to read. Especially when I'm at work. Nice little bit of me time with the Kindle app on my phone.



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I've never fully understood why guys think it's so bad, as someone who only stands to pee when using a SheWee.
 
Unless you're long enough to dangle in the toilet water, that would be the ultimate in squick.


It's pretty gross, for sure. Even worse when you have to use a public restroom.

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It's traumatizing if you accidentally flush too soon.

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The lure's still in the water!

 

Yuge.



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Remember when dick joke threads were confined to Lando? IS THIS THE NEW NORMAL?

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We had dick jokes as part of presidential debates.

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We had dick jokes as part of presidential debates.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!



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We had dick jokes as part of presidential debates.

Well, now we have a dick as president, so ... win?

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Remember when dick joke threads were confined to Lando? IS THIS THE NEW NORMAL?

 

 

This is the future that liberals want.


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