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I can always use conversation starters.

 

"Hey girl, you so fine that this one guy couldn't get his property tax check cashed because he wrote sexual favors in the memo line"

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Portland-Police to I5 south near Hayden Island - report of a suspicious female on the shoulder- completely topless & "pulling on her pants"


Update - Topless Female now hopped over the railing to the pedestrian path - no long on the freeway- police units being cleared

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Police: Woman found with lizard in her bra faces DUI charges

 

She looks so happy!

 

http://komonews.com/news/offbeat/woman-with-lizard-in-her-bra-faces-dui-charges

 

 

 

 

and offered to show the jury his penis as evidence.

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